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[Phantom]

Shoot everyone.

[noah22223]

You consider shooting him in the leg.
He is one of two things you don't hate.
You give him some assholish parental advice.
He stops crying.
You go out in search of bionic eyes.
You realize that he still has eyes, and it was pizza sauce you saw.

[Angel Of Death]

Knock him out with your shotgun and sell his organs to zombies for crack.

[noah22223]

Knock him out with your shotgun and sell his organs to zombies for crack.

He is one of two things you don't hate.

[Angel Of Death]

Give him a vest.

[Furtuka]

Make him switch out the black hoodie for a vest. Can't go wrong with vests

edit AUGH NINJA

[mcclay]

Start shooting survivors and zombies.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Give him a vest.   Smack him twice for crying.   Teach him a parenting lesson in the values of "nut up or shut up"

[noah22223]

You give him your vest.
You come to your senses and give him your spare one.
You smack him twice for crying and tell him to 'Nut up or Shut up.'
You then give him your pistol with MAGIC INFINITE AMMO!

[Furtuka]

reminisce about his mother

[noah22223]

(No updates for a lil while, drawing badly made panel.)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Smack talk his mother to his face.

Suggested word list:

• whore
• bitch
• succubus
• dumb
• fat
• flap-jack tittied
• Fox-news loving soy latté sipping wop

[noah22223]

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You reminiscence about his mother.
You hate her.
You very vividly detail this to your son.
You wait for the voices in your head to tell you what to do.

[noah22223]

You remember there is an apocalypse outside, so you walk outside.
You see a woman in a red hoodie, An old army vet, and a black office worker.
What do you do?

[Furtuka]

insult them all