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Author Topic: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!  (Read 3495 times)

noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2011, 06:17:55 pm »

You shout insults to them.
The army vet turns around and blasts you.
YOU DEAD.
Back in time...
You see a woman in a red hoodie, An old army vet, and a black office worker.
What do you do?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2011, 06:19:10 pm »

Insult all of them except the army vet
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2011, 06:20:31 pm »

You insult them all except the army vet.
The woman shoots you in the arm.
The black guy snipes you in the skull.
YOU DEAD.
Back in time...
You see a woman in a red hoodie, An old army vet, and a black office worker.
What do you do?
Logged
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2011, 06:22:37 pm »

take their weapons and then insult them
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NewsMuffin

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2011, 06:23:56 pm »

Insult them in a assholish yet playful way, and join them and FIGHT ZOMBIES/ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT THEM.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2011, 06:24:43 pm »

You do so.
They knock you out and leave you to the zombies.
YOU DEAD.
You revive and shoot the army vet 'Accidentally'.
They shoot you.
YOU DEAD.
You see a woman in a red hoodie, An old army vet, and a black office worker.
What do you do?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

NewsMuffin

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2011, 06:26:13 pm »

Pretend to not hate them while secretly planning to betray them all eventually.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2011, 06:27:03 pm »

take their weapons and insult them from a mile away with a megaphone
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2011, 06:28:38 pm »

You ignore the voice in your head called 'Furtuka' and befriend them while planning to betray them.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

KaguroDraven

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2011, 06:28:59 pm »

Go back inside and wait for the Aliens to finish off the Zombies.
Shoot our kid in the leg to remove it.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2011, 06:31:18 pm »

You go inside, ignoring the survivors and troll Bay12forums until the aliens kill the zombies.
They do.
You won't shoot your kid in the leg to remove it, you love him.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2011, 06:33:57 pm »

Blame your kid for you dying a few times in a past couple of turns.

Beat him.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2011, 06:35:30 pm »

You blame him for your dying the past couple turns, of which he has no %^&*ing idea what your talking about.
You won't beat him.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

NewsMuffin

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2011, 06:37:15 pm »

Build a space ship out of the corpses of the zombies and aliens and go to the moon with your son, just to show him that you love him.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2011, 06:47:07 pm »

You cannot build rockets, so you buy him a bumpercar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi0VMj2n3MA&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.
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