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Author Topic: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!  (Read 3505 times)

Darvi

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2011, 05:08:48 pm »
Get the auto shotgun.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2011, 05:09:52 pm »
You buy the auto shotgun, and it somehow takes a week.
You have 88 12 Guage Shells.
You have an Auto Shotgun.
Outside your house, there is a tank, the guy you infected a month ago.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Phantom

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2011, 05:13:23 pm »
Hate the tank.
Shoot and murder it.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2011, 05:15:48 pm »
You gain an extreme hatred of the tank.
You walk outside.
It looks at you and roars.
While its roaring, you put the barrel of you Shotgun into its mouth and pull the trigger.
It dies.
KILLS:
1 Tank
Relationships:
Survivors (WE WUV JOO)
Zombies (FWANCES BWAINS FO DINNAH TONIGHT!)
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2011, 05:18:48 pm »
Travel to the Walkyverse and have an asshole contest with Mike
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Angel Of Death

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2011, 05:20:26 pm »
Look for Bill.

Follow Bill and constantly insult him.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2011, 05:21:10 pm »
You consider going to some place you do not know and having an asshole contest with someone who is probably a zombie right now.
You hate your mind.
You then consider finding an old army veteran.
You hate your mind more.
You walk inside to see your only son suddenly wearing a black hoodie and with his eyes gouged out.
What do you do?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2011, 05:21:50 pm »
SCREAM IN RAGE AND GET YOUR REVENGE ON THE ONE RESPONSIBLE
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2011, 05:23:00 pm »
You scream in rage and swear to get revenge on whoever started this apocalypse.
Oh yeah, you did.
Your son has now seen you, and is crouching low.
What do you do?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2011, 05:24:13 pm »
Commit Seppuku - Go to Hell - Kill Satan and become the new ruler of hell
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2011, 05:25:52 pm »
You consider commiting japanese suicide.
You hate your mind more.
Your son is now jumping at you, screaming.
WHAT YOU DO ABOUT HIM?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2011, 05:27:21 pm »
Smack him upside the head.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2011, 05:28:29 pm »
You smack him with the but of your gun like you would if you were hitting a baseball.
It hits his head.
He cries and asks you why you hit him.
You realize that he isn't a zombie.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Angel Of Death

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2011, 05:29:57 pm »
Shoot him in the leg!
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2011, 05:30:20 pm »
Give him some form of comfort and parental guidance that is yet still assholish and go out to find bionic eyes for him
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