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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 671828 times)

rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10425 on: July 19, 2021, 01:36:14 pm »
For some reason it feels like this thread lost it's charm as it's participants ran out of ideas.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10426 on: July 19, 2021, 02:10:00 pm »
(it only took ten years and ~700 pages :P)

Urist [OPPOSES_LIFE], so he feeds them some of that husk booze to make undead husk cave dragons.

WWUD if some necromancers showed up and tried to order him around?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10427 on: July 19, 2021, 04:58:16 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 19, 2021, 02:10:00 pm
(it only took ten years and ~700 pages :P)

Urist [OPPOSES_LIFE], so he feeds them some of that husk booze to make undead husk cave dragons.

WWUD if some necromancers showed up and tried to order him around?

He does not belong to them.
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10428 on: July 20, 2021, 03:07:43 am »
He'd probably ignore them and go get a drink.

WWUD if the necromancers followed him to the tavern and continued to try to get him to do stuff?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10429 on: July 20, 2021, 03:15:33 am »
Let the “poisoner” deal with them.

WWUD if he was the “poisoner”?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10430 on: August 08, 2021, 02:26:29 am »
Urist gives the necromancers a drink that is really an amnesia poison, then laughs when they forget the secrets of life and death.

WWUD if a paladin showed up and started yelling about how they were all unclean?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10431 on: August 22, 2021, 02:10:47 pm »
Urist would calm them down, guide them to an empty pool and tell them to sit in it. When they did, he would pull a lever and let the magma fill the pool, burning all the filth, and the paladin out of existence in the process.

WWUD if one of the dorfs passing by starts complaining about the smell of burning flesh?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10432 on: August 22, 2021, 04:23:00 pm »
Apply !!MOAR MAGMA!!

WWUD if !!MOAR MAGMA!! didn’t work?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10433 on: August 23, 2021, 01:18:28 am »
Apply !!ALL THE MAGMA!!

WWUD if !!ALL THE MAGMA!! didn't solve the problem?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10434 on: August 23, 2021, 03:53:36 am »
Get the -Fire Imp Leather Plunger-

WWUD if whacking at the magma with a plunger didn't help? (Which it totally would, but hypothetically speaking...)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10435 on: August 23, 2021, 02:58:32 pm »
Urist decides that these half measures aren't going to work, and gets out the modded thermonuclear kittens.

WWUD now that half the planet is gone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10436 on: August 23, 2021, 05:52:12 pm »
Discover the true origin story of Oxygen not Included.

WWUD if he was trapped inside an asteroid with no booze?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10437 on: August 24, 2021, 01:34:17 am »
He'd figure out a way to brew rocks!

WWUD if booze made from rocks wasn't very good?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10438 on: August 24, 2021, 01:45:29 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on August 24, 2021, 01:34:17 am
He'd figure out a way to brew rocks!

WWUD if booze made from rocks wasn't very good?
Season it with cactus juice

WWUD if he was poisoned by said cactus juice and being chased by a giant scorpion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10439 on: August 24, 2021, 03:00:26 am »
The scorpion cannot poison Urist because there's already poison in his blood.  That's how poison works!  In fact, the scorpion contracts the poison with each sting.

WWUD while a giant scorpion and himself are under the influence of cactus poison?
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