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[rico6822]

Stagnant water. ew

Urist would smite rico for forgetting to add a WWUD? for the next person.

WWUD now that he's soggy wet and attacked two tavern guests?

However my legendary wrestling combined with superior strength interrupted attack.

WWUD now that he is already fighting other people?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist doesn't care, he trained in a danger room for 2 months. He dodges every punch all without spilling his drink or moving from his seat, and somehow gets one of them in a joint lock using his leg.

WWUD if the fluffy wambler man smashed his beer mug?

[brewer bob]

Urist would cancel drink: experiencing emotional shock.

WWUD if he saw the mug-breaking fluffy wambler man later in life?

[Thisfox]

He would cause a national incident and spark a war by smashing his drink over the Wambler Mans head, causing a faction glitch.

WWUD if the brawl caused a faction glitch?

[A_Curious_Cat]

He would scratch his head and wonder if a “faction glitch” was in any way related to a loyalty cascade.

WWUD if, in scratching his head, he bruised his brain and opened an artery?

[rico6822]

He would scratch his head and wonder if a “faction glitch” was in any way related to a loyalty cascade.

WWUD if, in scratching his head, he bruised his brain and opened an artery?

A necromancers rises him from dead as intelligent undead who can turn fucking invisible (you can actually have in vanilla game such undead and this power does not work on [EXTRAVISION] characters).

WWUD?

[King Zultan]

Go to the nearest tavern while invisible and drink all the booze.

WWUD after drinking all the booze?

[Mobbstar]

Urist would suffer a lethal degree of alcohol poisoning, but being undead, simply passes out unharmed.

WWUD now that all the booze is within his dysfunctional zombie guts?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Find the restroom.  He only rented the beer.

WWUD if he realized that the beer mugs were only one tenth the size they were supposed to be,  it just as dense?

[Eric Blank]

Kill and eat the tavern keeper, for lying about serving sizes.

Wwud if the booze poisoned everyone, turning them into cursed undead monsters

[Olith McHuman]

Curse? What curse?

WWUD as an awesome undead husk in a tavern full of awesome undead husks?

[rico6822]

Curse? What curse?

WWUD as an awesome undead husk in a tavern full of awesome undead husks?

Go into a sinister biome with other husks to establish a new colony.

WWUD upon encountering other undead wildlife?

[King Zultan]

Go punch them to death, so they can be turned into roasts to visitors in the tavern.

WWUD if three dragons showed up to his fortress filled with undead husk citizens?

[rico6822]

Go punch them to death, so they can be turned into roasts to visitors in the tavern.

WWUD if three dragons showed up to his fortress filled with undead husk citizens?

For some reason those are cave dragons. Now what?

[Mobbstar]

For some reason those are cave dragons. Now what?

Urist admires three masterfully engineered cage traps. Each cage is made of exactly 18kg of fungiwood and has an internal capacity of 0.06 m³ (approximately Urist's own size).

He would have a good feeling about this, were he not undead and thus unable to feel anything to begin with.

WWUD with the young fortress' freshly caught animals?