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[rico6822]

He would die rather quickly and turn into a thrall.

WWUD as a thrall?

He would literally visit every house in the block and start doing autistic screeching, just so provoked militia would get stabbed horribly in the process but that's okay since they were probably thralls as well.

WWUD if he was turned into minecart?

[Magmacube_tr]

Oh right, I was supposed to leave a connection point for the next person. Sorry.

...being pecked by a jabberer, which is apparently a bird?...

Jabberers are essentially giant featherless birds, aren't they?

[Magmacube_tr]

WWUD if he was turned into minecart?

He would not be able to move at all, and with all the thrall anger inside him melting him, he would turn into a pool of molten metal.

WWUD as an eternally angry pool of molten metal?

[rico6822]

WWUD if he was turned into minecart?

He would not be able to move at all, and with all the thrall anger inside him melting him, he would turn into a pool of molten metal.

WWUD as an eternally angry pool of molten metal?

He would mod he's world folder to make he's current form an actual living being and he can move around. He would also make gobbos alcohol dependant as a revenge. Before that he would resurrect himself with hacks.

WWUD as an angry pool of molten metal now?

[King Zultan]

With the power of hacking he'd make himself god and leader of every civilization.

What Would Urist the eternally angry god and leader of all civilizations and also a pool of molten metal Do now?

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh right, I was supposed to leave a connection point for the next person. Sorry.

...being pecked by a jabberer, which is apparently a bird?...

Jabberers are essentially giant featherless birds, aren't they?

I didn’t know, haven’t heard the name before

With the power of hacking he'd make himself god and leader of every civilization.

What Would Urist the eternally angry god and leader of all civilizations and also a pool of molten metal Do now?

command all of then to craft one very specific item
WWUD if he was commanded by the god of all to craft cubes of ruby

[Bumber]

Have a strange mood and craft ruby socks instead.

WWUD with a pair of ruby socks?

[Quaksna]

He would claim the socks as a personal treasure, and the nobilites of all the civilizations would be majorly pissed off.

What would Urist do with the angry nobles?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Oh right, I was supposed to leave a connection point for the next person. Sorry.

...being pecked by a jabberer, which is apparently a bird?...

Jabberers are essentially giant featherless birds, aren't they?

I didn’t know, haven’t heard the name before

According to the information in this page (including the masterful engraving by the Adams brothers, as well as the raws), it does appear that jabberers are basically giant predatory flightless birds.

He would claim the socks as a personal treasure, and the nobilites of all the civilizations would be majorly pissed off.

What would Urist do with the angry nobles?

He would travel to each of their homes to carve exquisite engravings showing himself holding the ruby socks just out of reach of the nobles hands.

What would the nobles do after seeing these engravings?

[King Zultan]

Be angry and start hiring mooks to try and steel the ruby socks.

WWUD when a bunch of guys show up and demand he give them his ruby socks?

[Bumber]

Tap his ruby socks together and say, "There's no place like home!" three times.

WWUD if it didn't work because he was already home?

[rico6822]

Tap his ruby socks together and say, "There's no place like home!" three times.

WWUD if it didn't work because he was already home?

He would go to work.

WWUD?

[Quaksna]

He would use the ruby socks to craft some more job cancellations announcements, and then went socialize in an empty tavern.

What would Urist do if the overseer prepared a double-split method to get rid of the aquifer?

[King Zultan]

Somehow mess it up and collapse the fortress into the aquifer.

WWUD when the fortress collapses into the aquifer?

[rico6822]

Somehow mess it up and collapse the fortress into the aquifer.

WWUD when the fortress collapses into the aquifer?

Doesn't matter because he's secretly a vampire.

WWUD after almost everyone dies in the fort and the flood is over?