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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 671587 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9915 on: April 24, 2020, 03:44:42 pm »
While munching on a cheese roast, Urist wonders, how can cheese be finely-exceptionally-masterfully minced? Like, it's just ground up cheese from four different wheels right? How does grinding it down more smoothly make it taste better?

WWUD after finishing his masterwork cheese paste?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9916 on: April 24, 2020, 06:04:19 pm »
Go drink cheesed rum.

WWUD after drinking cheesed rum?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9917 on: April 25, 2020, 02:03:47 am »
Wonder how they made rum from cheese.

WWUD to find out how cheese rum is made?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9918 on: April 25, 2020, 02:35:53 am »
Many unspeakable crimes against dwarf and cow alike, resulting in a beverage that can drive one mad.

WWUD if they were halucinating on cheese-rum.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9919 on: April 25, 2020, 09:03:56 am »
Hallucinate that they were drowning in a large lake of cheese-rum.

WWUD after this hallucination?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9920 on: April 25, 2020, 03:18:56 pm »
Realize that it's not a hallucination. Somebody dug into a cheese-rum aquifer.

WWUD if the fort was flooding with cheese-rum?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9921 on: April 25, 2020, 04:30:19 pm »
Urist, being a dwarf and very fond of rum, decides that the best way to stop the flood is to drink it all and promptly starts glugging down the cheese-rum.

WWUD after glugging down cheese-rum?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9922 on: April 25, 2020, 04:50:02 pm »
Urist holds back the tide long enough for magma to be dumped onto the breach and becomes a rather odd hero.

WWUD if this created cheese-rum flavored obsidian?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9923 on: April 25, 2020, 06:43:20 pm »
Eat the obsidian, irrespective of the fact that obsidian is stone.

WWUD after eating cheese-rum flavored obsidian?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9924 on: April 25, 2020, 10:04:10 pm »
Walk around with shards of obsidian lodged in his gums.

WWUD if he saw a dwarf with razor-sharp obsidian teeth meandering around the fortress?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9925 on: April 25, 2020, 11:28:03 pm »
Panic, and attack them, starting a loyalty cascade

WWUD if the fort he was migrating to was destroyed before his arrival by a loyalty cascade?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9926 on: April 26, 2020, 04:00:15 am »
Urist elects himself mayor.

WWUD if his mandate for ballista parts was ignored?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9927 on: April 26, 2020, 04:07:50 am »
Become upset and demand the dwarf that didn't make them jailed.

WWUD if the dwarf didn't get jailed for failing the mandate?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9928 on: April 26, 2020, 02:20:59 pm »
Imbibe pure alcohol.

WWUD after imbibing pure alcohol?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9929 on: April 26, 2020, 04:52:40 pm »
Have a wonderful night of partying. Then die choking on his vomit.

Wwud in a world of pure imagination?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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