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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682613 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9870 on: April 09, 2020, 05:07:25 pm »
Become dictator.

WWUD now?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9871 on: April 10, 2020, 03:00:05 am »
Spread communism everywhere.

What Would King Urist Do if some commie started spreading communism in his kingdom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9872 on: April 10, 2020, 03:51:49 am »
Send it on a diplomatic mission to a necromancer's tower.

What would Urist McNecromancer do when he encounters a propaganda spewing commie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9873 on: April 10, 2020, 07:36:18 am »
The undead overthrow the necromancer. Communism can it survive when they are controlled
What would the undead do when they realize the “communist” fort is actually a monarchy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9874 on: April 10, 2020, 01:29:37 pm »
Overthrow the communists and call it socialism.
What would the zombie socialists do now?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9875 on: April 10, 2020, 02:24:26 pm »
Begin enlisting the help of all creatures who have graspers to assist in the construction of buildings
What would s wandering armadillo man do when it comes across a city being built by undead creatures and living creatures and no necromancer? And some dwarves, elves and goblins, living and undead, invite him to assist in in the socialist City of No Judgement, where all are welcome, regardless of form?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9876 on: April 10, 2020, 07:13:59 pm »
Wonder what could possibly be going on.

WWUD after coming across a wandering armadillo man?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9877 on: April 11, 2020, 06:18:26 am »
Kill it for no reason because Urist is an adventurer.

What Would Urist The Adventurer Do when he found a socialist city?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9878 on: April 11, 2020, 07:07:32 am »
Quote from: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 10, 2020, 07:13:59 pm
Wonder what could possibly be going on.

WWUD after coming across a wandering armadillo man?
Mistake the armadillo man for armor and carry it around on his back like a cute living backpack.

WWUD when he sees a dwarf carrying around a confused armadillo man?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9879 on: April 11, 2020, 07:15:36 am »
(You skipped the previous post.)
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9880 on: April 11, 2020, 07:29:21 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on April 11, 2020, 07:15:36 am
(You skipped the previous post.)

(Intentionally so because you clearly didn't take the hint that IncompetentFortressMaker was trying to make.

I want to avoid a situation where this will turn into a multi-page political "humor" cringefest.
@Everyone: You're better than that, so think up something better. Please dont ruin this thread like the "Eat Your Mushrooms" thread was.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9881 on: April 11, 2020, 08:15:29 am »
(I don't see how it hurts anything, and the mushroom thread was destined to die anyway so I don't see how the anti mushroom war at the end hurt anything.

Also I'm not seeing anything particularly cringe in anything that's been said so far.)
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9882 on: April 11, 2020, 03:48:37 pm »
I never made any hints... I'm very, very confused.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9883 on: April 11, 2020, 03:54:17 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on April 11, 2020, 06:18:26 am
Kill it for no reason because Urist is an adventurer.

What Would Urist The Adventurer Do when he found a socialist city?
Go inside and talk to someone
What would an intelligent zombie do upon seeing the same adventurer who killed undead of another necromancer come up to talk to him?

Quote from: Strik3r on April 11, 2020, 07:07:32 am
Quote from: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 10, 2020, 07:13:59 pm
Wonder what could possibly be going on.

WWUD after coming across a wandering armadillo man?
Mistake the armadillo man for armor and carry it around on his back like a cute living backpack.

WWUD when he sees a dwarf carrying around a confused armadillo man?
Follow into the city
WWUD when the armadillo man stsrts talking to him while the dwarf is taking to an undead?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9884 on: April 12, 2020, 06:33:33 am »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on April 11, 2020, 03:54:17 pm
Go inside and talk to someone
What would an intelligent zombie do upon seeing the same adventurer who killed undead of another necromancer come up to talk to him?
Tell him about a monster on the other side of the world in hopes he'll go fight it instead of killing him.
WWUD with the information he was just given?


Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on April 11, 2020, 03:54:17 pm
Follow into the city
WWUD when the armadillo man stsrts talking to him while the dwarf is taking to an undead?
Grab the armadillo man and carry it away.

WWUD now that he has obtained a armadillo?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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