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[Pvt. Pirate]

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?

Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.

WWUD if he could fly?

*thinks about changing raws*

[UristMcVampire]

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?

Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.

WWUD if he could fly?

Go in the sky and throw swords at invaders.

WWUD if he was a goblin?

[UristMcVampire]

BUMP

[Olith McHuman]

Urist McGoblin is shocked when he finds out that he was adopted. All his life, he thought he was in a dark pit filled with blood and vomit and governed by an evil being.

WWUD if a tantruming dwarf smashed the fort's deathtrap lever?

[Blastbeard]

Trample as many other dwarves as physically possible while evacuating attending a party.

WWUD if adamantine was edible?

[Pvt. Pirate]

Trample as many other dwarves as physically possible while evacuating attending a party.

WWUD if adamantine was edible?

make edible armour out of candy.

WWUD if he grew up in a human city?

[KittyTac]

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).

WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?

[Pvt. Pirate]

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).

This had me close to tears for a split second until i snapped back in and realised it is not OUR reality.

[UristMcVampire]

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).

WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?

Force alcohol down everyone's throats until they die.

WWUD if he is a clown? (actual clown not HFS clown)

[Olith McHuman]

As Urist's circus is entering a new fort, he admires the wagon wood roads, the wagon wood entry, the *wagon wood drawbridge* (exceptionally constructed, too), and the simply sublime wagon wood menacing spikes. The fort's residents enjoy masterful elephant and lion roasts.

WWUD if all his friends mistook the big red clown noses for hats and wore them?

[snow dwarf]

Urist cancels get equipment: equipment mismatch.

WWUD if he got rained on?

[KittyTac]

Tantrum, then go berserk and kill half of the fort.

WWUD if he was a goblin?

[UristMcVampire]

Act like a dwarf because he still grew up in a dwarf society because otherwise he wouldn't be named "Urist".

WWUD if he worshipped a god of chaos?

[Madman198237]

Urist Cancels Worship Tzeentch: Target deity has gone stark raving mad.

WWUD in Warhammer Fantasy?

[King Zultan]

He would be eaten by Skaven.

WWUD if he was given a gun.