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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 680541 times)

UselessMcMiner

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9000 on: May 18, 2018, 09:24:42 am »
Launch a clown car full of magma at the clown and then be reliving the memory of killing the demon until he breaks down 2 years later and turns his wife into a ☼ dwarven leather dress ☼  named Snotshot the Lance of Lust



WWUD If his daughter had a tryst with a goblin.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9001 on: May 18, 2018, 10:20:07 am »
Quote from: UselessMcMiner on May 18, 2018, 09:24:42 am
Launch a clown car full of magma at the clown and then be reliving the memory of killing the demon until he breaks down 2 years later and turns his wife into a ☼ dwarven leather dress ☼  named Snotshot the Lance of Lust



WWUD If his daughter had a tryst with a goblin.

What daughter? Urist has no daughter anymore.

WWUD if it turned out that HE was a goblin?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9002 on: May 18, 2018, 03:40:57 pm »
Having a tryst with his daughter? Get killed by the Overseer not wanting incest in his fort.

WWUD if she was Donald Trump?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9003 on: May 18, 2018, 11:28:59 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on May 18, 2018, 03:40:57 pm
WWUD if she was Donald Trump?
Change her name to Dolek JoinTrumpet.

WWDJT do?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9004 on: May 19, 2018, 02:47:13 am »
Be ordered by the overseer to guard the drawbridge, then have her shunted down into the arena with the next group of elven merchants when the draw bridge is raised, pass popcorn out to the rest of the fort.

WWUD If he had front row seats to the next arena match?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9005 on: May 19, 2018, 06:00:05 am »
He would let his pet elephant sit in the second seat.

WWUD if he had to participate in the next arena match.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9006 on: May 19, 2018, 05:12:10 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on May 19, 2018, 06:00:05 am
He would let his pet elephant sit in the second seat.

WWUD if he had to participate in the next arena match.
War train the elephant.

WWUD if the elephant turned on him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9007 on: May 20, 2018, 05:55:48 am »
The elephant always turns on you, why the hell do you even have an Elephant, URIST!?! Cause now you're just dead.

WWUD if he saw the DF mod release thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9008 on: May 20, 2018, 09:21:50 am »
"Urist McDwarfface looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible"

WWUD if he discovered "The Earth Strikes Back"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9009 on: May 24, 2018, 08:07:08 pm »
Thank Armok for an enemy finally worth his GOD DAMNED TIME!

WWUD if he met Toady?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9010 on: May 24, 2018, 10:38:54 pm »
Urist would attempt contact. Reaching as one might toward their creator. It would be a moment engraved on all walls.

Toady would finally feel the project is close to complete. Maybe a decade out.

WWUD in a fortress with infinite framerate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9011 on: May 25, 2018, 02:09:36 pm »
At infinite frames a second, the fortress technically crumbles to its end as soon as it begins.

What would he do at NEGATIVE frames per second?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9012 on: May 25, 2018, 04:13:07 pm »
You, the player, now feel stupid for letting a catpocolapes happen again...

WWUD if Armok decided this new world didn't need any hidden fun stuff?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9013 on: May 26, 2018, 03:15:42 am »
Create unhidden feline stuff.

WWUD if his fort was besieged by cat clowns?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9014 on: May 29, 2018, 01:29:10 pm »
Take out the cat candy.

WWUD with a flask of infinite alcohol?
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