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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681746 times)

DaComputerNerd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8910 on: January 20, 2018, 09:17:03 pm »
Answer our questions

WWUD if he had to choose one lever to pull in the lever room?
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KittyTac

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8911 on: January 20, 2018, 09:21:45 pm »
Pull the magma floodgate one.

WWUD if a siege appeared?
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DaComputerNerd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8912 on: January 20, 2018, 09:53:24 pm »
Pull the magma floodgate lever

WWUD if he got elected mayor
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8913 on: January 20, 2018, 11:36:47 pm »
Mandate Slade war hammers.

WWUD if the mayor mandated Slade war hammers.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Romeofalling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8914 on: January 21, 2018, 05:51:56 pm »
Sentence five hammer strikes to one of the crundles living in the caverns for failing to fulfill his mandate.

WWUD before the creation of the first anvil?
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Pvt. Pirate

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8915 on: January 22, 2018, 12:57:06 am »
forge an anvil on a slab.

wwud if he had no question about what he would do?
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"dwarves are by definition alcohol powered parasitic beards, which will cling to small caveadapt humanoids." (Chaia)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8916 on: January 24, 2018, 11:10:48 am »
Make a masterpiece. Throw a fit when it gets destroyed in an accident

Wwud if he got bitten by a tiny cave spider?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8917 on: January 24, 2018, 01:13:36 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 24, 2018, 11:10:48 am
Make a masterpiece. Throw a fit when it gets destroyed in an accident

Wwud if he got bitten by a tiny cave spider?
:D

get very very very mild chronic dizziness.
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8918 on: January 24, 2018, 09:50:36 pm »
WWUD if people kept forgetting to ask him to do some thing?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8919 on: January 27, 2018, 10:22:49 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 24, 2018, 09:50:36 pm
WWUD if people kept forgetting to ask him to do some thing?

Tantrum.

WWUD if the local elven site made overtures of peace?
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8920 on: January 27, 2018, 10:30:49 am »
Do the wise thing and make peace with them... or act like a typical dwarf and slaughter them. :(

WWUD if he is enslaved by goblins.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8921 on: January 27, 2018, 02:06:19 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 24, 2018, 09:50:36 pm
WWUD if people kept forgetting to ask him to do some thing?
sorry, was too dizzy to think of a question :D
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8922 on: January 27, 2018, 08:57:41 pm »
Quote from: Sir Elventide on January 27, 2018, 10:30:49 am
WWUD if he is enslaved by goblins.

Join their civilization and gain a noble title.

WWUD if sieged by internet trolls?
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8923 on: January 27, 2018, 09:16:49 pm »
Slay them all! No one would even care and may even reward him!

WWUD if Toady slaps a Prohibition-styled ban on alcohol in Dwarf Fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8924 on: January 28, 2018, 03:03:04 am »
Quote from: Sir Elventide on January 27, 2018, 09:16:49 pm
WWUD if Toady slaps a Prohibition-styled ban on alcohol in Dwarf Fortress?

Immediately go stark raving mad, of course!
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