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UselessMcMiner

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8745 on: July 12, 2017, 10:18:40 am »

Put Totoro in a cage trap set the cage on fire and launch it at the elves.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8746 on: July 12, 2017, 10:19:07 am »

Alright fine.

WWUD with !!elven socks!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8747 on: July 12, 2017, 10:52:50 am »

Wear them and burst into flame.
WWUD if he was Thor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8748 on: July 12, 2017, 12:35:06 pm »

Urist cancels Throw Lightning: Interrupted by Trickster

WWUD in the Greek pantheon (Meaning WWUD as a Greek god?)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8749 on: July 12, 2017, 02:04:10 pm »

Urist cancels Throw Lightning: Interrupted by Trickster

WWUD in the Greek pantheon (Meaning WWUD as a Greek god?)?

Considering Greek Myth, then Obok Meatgo

Have a tantrum, kill family, have a tantrum over killing family, then go adventuring on ten epic quests given to him by a usurper king for redemption, only to wind up drowning the kingdom after trying to divert a river into the pegasus's stables.

WWUD in Babylonian mythology?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8750 on: July 12, 2017, 10:58:32 pm »

Urist cancels Throw Lightning: Interrupted by Trickster

WWUD in the Greek pantheon (Meaning WWUD as a Greek god?)?

Considering Greek Myth, then Obok Meatgo

Have a tantrum, kill family, have a tantrum over killing family, then go adventuring on ten epic quests given to him by a usurper king for redemption, only to wind up drowning the kingdom after trying to divert a river into the pegasus's stables.

WWUD in Babylonian mythology?

Kick away Marduk and try to fight Tiamat with a sock.

WWUD in Watership Down?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8751 on: July 13, 2017, 01:55:34 pm »

Drink beer. If Watership Down takes place on water, fall in the water and drown.
WWUD if he was a Planeswalker?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8752 on: July 24, 2017, 02:59:34 pm »

Barefoot Urist senses a sock, then travels 57 planes past that sock to find another sock on the plane of broken glass. Gets sad at resulting injuries.

WWUD if he became a sock.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8753 on: July 24, 2017, 09:01:14 pm »

Urist Cancels Everything: Euphoric

WWUD with a physical example of the concept of sobriety?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8754 on: July 25, 2017, 10:16:43 am »

Look at it in horror, then drink beer.
WWUD in Sunset Overdrive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8755 on: July 27, 2017, 02:26:15 pm »

Begin to brew Delerium.
WWUD if he was put in Lost's Swan Station (AKA the Hatch), in charge of the button?
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« Reply #8756 on: July 27, 2017, 07:01:12 pm »

Urist hasn't been dead all along, we promise.
Urist pushes the button.
Okay, we lied. Urist actually has been dead all along.
Urist cancels push button: frightened by self.
Oh, crap, it turns out the whole fort has been dead all along! What a twist!
Your fortress has crumbled to ruin.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8757 on: July 28, 2017, 03:22:05 pm »

WWUD if yet another person forgot to add a WWUD?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8758 on: July 28, 2017, 04:57:07 pm »

WWUD if yet another person forgot to add a WWUD?
He would ignore it.

WWUD if in Einsteinian Roulette?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8759 on: July 28, 2017, 05:40:32 pm »

Die a horrible death involving the Horrendous Massive Ruination Corps.


WWUD with an alcohol-fueled nuke?
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