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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681941 times)

Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8625 on: April 21, 2017, 02:07:38 pm »
Urist Cancels Task: Drinking Poison

Urist Cancels Drinking Poison: Suffering Neurological Breakdowns and Central Nervous System Destruction

Urist McIdiot the Mightily Stupid Slayer of Intelligence has died.


WWUD with a terrible title like that?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8626 on: April 21, 2017, 02:13:08 pm »
Mod themselves in SLOW_LEARNER

WWUD if she were ported into Nethack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8627 on: April 22, 2017, 07:58:19 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on April 21, 2017, 02:13:08 pm
Mod themselves in SLOW_LEARNER

WWUD if she were ported into Nethack?

Drink until vomiting or death achieved.

WWUD if forced to live a life of sub-mediocrity?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8628 on: April 22, 2017, 08:29:47 pm »
Urist McDepressed has entered a fell mood!

WWUD if they had to kill another dwarf to make their artifact?
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8629 on: April 22, 2017, 08:38:55 pm »
Uh, kill them and make the artifact, DUH!

WWUD in Steve's Galaxy? (Post-apocalyptic Minecraft mudpack on Technic. Actually pretty fun. Once you get past the complete and utter lack of plant life besides some leafless trees)
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8630 on: April 24, 2017, 01:47:03 am »
Destroy it again. Now its a post-apocalyptic post-apocalypse full of squares.

Wwud if he were left behind when the wagon departed to found a new fort?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8631 on: April 25, 2017, 12:51:24 pm »
His beard would detach from his body in shame and search for another meat-vessel. WWUD if he was given a choice between drowning every elf in magma or owning all the booze in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8632 on: April 25, 2017, 03:28:49 pm »
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on April 25, 2017, 12:51:24 pm
His beard would detach from his body in shame and search for another meat-vessel. WWUD if he was given a choice between drowning every elf in magma or owning all the booze in the world?
The reward for drowning all the elves in magma should probably be something along the lines of limitless amounts of booze.
WWUD if introduced to the concept of Cutebolds?
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8633 on: April 25, 2017, 03:45:43 pm »
Kobold-egglaying would increase tenfold

WWUD if he was in charge of the menu of a tavern?     
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8634 on: April 25, 2017, 03:59:36 pm »
Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on April 25, 2017, 03:45:43 pm
Kobold-egglaying would increase tenfold

WWUD if he was in charge of the menu of a tavern?     
"Sir, what do you think happened here? I know you worked on the Bees of Working case. You know the crazies' MO."

"...I've been the Captain of the Guard for 10 years now. I've got more experience then anyone else on the force, and I've done more work on this guy then even Imush, the old bastard

*Looks out over the bar, sees the vomit and dead bodies strewn about like hay*

*Shakes head* "I don't know what the hell happened here, son. Haven't the faintest"

WWUD if he was in a Victorian period drama?
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8635 on: April 26, 2017, 03:08:49 am »
Toil away in an arsenic mine whilst consuming nothing but absinth and opium.

WWUD if he'd accidentaly hit an animal with his Minecraft?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8636 on: April 26, 2017, 03:36:05 am »
Get kicked in the gut by an unhappy critter for smacking it with a video game "accidenally"

Wwud with a sleepy dog and lots of rain?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Lord_lemonpie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8637 on: April 26, 2017, 03:50:10 am »
((fucking autocorrect, it was meant to say minecart ;_;

Stay insider for months, using the dog for nourishment

WWUD if he'd accidentaly hit an animal with his minecart.
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8638 on: April 26, 2017, 09:23:03 am »
"Oh, sure. You definitely 'accidently' hit the dog that had been annoying you.., with a minecart IN YOUR HANDS!
WWUD if caught red-handed?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8639 on: April 26, 2017, 11:51:42 am »
Blame it on the 3 year old.

WWUD if he was a werewolf?
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.
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