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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681958 times)

Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8610 on: April 10, 2017, 06:53:40 pm »
Urist:
"By Armok, you're RIGHT! Clearly, I need some appropriately-minced lard-and-forgotten-beast-slime gravy as well!"


WWUD with forgotten beast slime gravy?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8611 on: April 10, 2017, 07:17:22 pm »
Fling it at a goblin, jamming the skull through the brain.

WWUD with one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8612 on: April 11, 2017, 09:05:20 am »
Throw them at goblins, then drink wine.
WWUD with an automobile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8613 on: April 11, 2017, 02:07:27 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on April 11, 2017, 09:05:20 am
WWUD with an automobile?

Pasture it with the other livestock, but get frustrated when a breeding pair never shows up and melt it down for scrap.

WWUD if Bomrek stole his car to melt into steel bars?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8614 on: April 13, 2017, 02:59:40 pm »
Kill Bomrek
WWUD with a combat tank?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8615 on: April 14, 2017, 07:32:39 am »
Kil. Everything.
Wwud in minecraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8616 on: April 14, 2017, 02:17:16 pm »
Kill zombies. Kill skeletons. Fall into the End while drunk. Have Ender Dragon rip off arm. Die while bathed in blood.
WWUD while bathed in blood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8617 on: April 18, 2017, 01:00:44 am »
Add some magma for a bubble bath.

WWUD if cats could pull levers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8618 on: April 18, 2017, 03:29:25 am »
Urist gets melted by magma while being crushed by a drawbridge and mauled by 25 wild bears. Also, a few random doors open and close 50 times a second.

WWUD if a troll got into the dwarfputer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8619 on: April 19, 2017, 05:05:12 pm »
Have to rebuild half of it and be pissed.

Wwud if another dwarf started to assume his identity and jobs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8620 on: April 19, 2017, 08:35:40 pm »
Urist cancels Work: Can't Find Identity

WWUD without any jobs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8621 on: April 20, 2017, 07:47:12 am »
Paint the tavern green.

WWUD if the tavern only served milk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8622 on: April 20, 2017, 07:51:03 am »
Tavernkeeper cancels Serve Drink: In bar fight

WWUD in a fort-wide bar fight?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8623 on: April 20, 2017, 07:56:35 am »
Loyalty cascade?

WWUD in FG&RP?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8624 on: April 20, 2017, 11:24:07 pm »
Post exclusively in avatar/user above you threads.

Wwud with a barrel full of snake venom?
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