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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681994 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8580 on: March 13, 2017, 01:07:41 am »

Get sucked dry by the vampire along with the elf.

Wwu mcvampire do in a time capsule with two rotting corpses and ever-increasing numbers of cats.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8581 on: March 13, 2017, 03:09:39 am »

Become a legendary gelder and burier

WWUD if they were a vampire and the fort was being attacked
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8582 on: March 14, 2017, 06:06:32 am »

Continue pulling levers. No way out of a locked door, of course.

WWUD, the day the music died?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8583 on: March 23, 2017, 03:40:44 pm »

... What?
Wwud if the world was imminently ending?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8584 on: March 23, 2017, 03:54:20 pm »

Hold a barrel of booze as he dies.


WWUD if he was the only survivor?

Nep Nep

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8585 on: March 23, 2017, 04:53:44 pm »

Hold a barrel of booze as he dies.


WWUD if he was the only survivor?

Take all the booze for himself and make a fort out of booze with adamantium barrels with !!Menacing spikes!!

WWUD if the inhabitants of HFS were unleashed in this apocalyptic event?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8586 on: March 24, 2017, 02:16:42 pm »

Continue pulling levers. No way out of a locked door, of course.

WWUD, the day the music died?

Bake a patriotic pie, bid farewell.

Take all the booze for himself and make a fort out of booze with adamantium barrels with !!Menacing spikes!!

WWUD if the inhabitants of HFS were unleashed in this apocalyptic event?

Hoard the socks, seal himself in, starve happy.

WWUD if someone did not understand his scholarly reference to a specific piece of ancient musical poetry?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8587 on: March 24, 2017, 02:49:35 pm »

Tantrum Spiral!
WWUD if he was immune to trantrumming?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8588 on: March 24, 2017, 10:32:31 pm »

Have you played 43.05?


WWUD if his wife was a Vampire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8589 on: March 24, 2017, 11:50:02 pm »

He would do what this poll says.

WWUD if the raws were edited to give him 50 hearts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8590 on: March 25, 2017, 05:03:32 pm »

Easily die to a strike to one of the hearts.
WWUD if he had no hearts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8591 on: March 25, 2017, 05:21:06 pm »

Die to a strike to the throat

WWUD if he couldn't bleed
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8592 on: March 25, 2017, 05:35:40 pm »

Die from lungs being pierced.
WWUD if he was exactly as strong as Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8593 on: March 26, 2017, 03:39:09 am »

The overseer, ever practical, assigns him to hauling duty.

WWUD if the mountainhomes sent OSHA inspectors?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8594 on: March 30, 2017, 12:38:46 pm »

Close the drawbridge


WWUD if the fort was taken over by ELVES?
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lol why is patience the key characteristic to defeating an elephant? I can just imagine years of psychological torture and mind games until one of you just takes their own life.
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