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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682116 times)

FantasticDorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8445 on: January 25, 2017, 06:36:42 pm »
Quote from: Asin on January 25, 2017, 05:44:16 pm
Send in the best troupe in the fortress, The Union of Haze!

WWUD if The Union of Haze lost?

Via messenger bat, send a distress signal out to the cheesemaker guild (responsible for dealing with petty annoyances dwarf authorities wont touch) and as a result they craft a artifact 25 feet tall roll of cheese & begin pushing it down the side of the mountainhome in the direction of the besieged fortress

WWUD now a 25 feet tall roll of cheese just squashed the badger troupe & the union of haze and is heading for fortress with unstoppable velocity.
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8446 on: January 25, 2017, 06:40:37 pm »
Run with 6 other survivors.

WWUD if he had to start a fort with these 6?
Ast - Fat guy who was a scholar.
Likot - Female Miner with anger issues.
Asin - Chef in Training.
Oth - Big strong guy.
Abol - The former Hammerer.
Likot - Dwarven prince.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2017, 08:09:24 pm by Asin »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8447 on: January 25, 2017, 10:07:40 pm »
Fight an alligator with their bare hands, and watch helplessly as it eats all their hands. 

WWUD if He and all 6 dwarves had their hands bitten off by an alligator?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8448 on: January 25, 2017, 10:14:27 pm »
Attempt to drink booze.

WWUD if he fell down a Z-level and went out cold, but while he's out cold, he sees visions?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8449 on: January 25, 2017, 10:29:53 pm »
Scream about "bloody treehugging elf-bastards" while flailing around with his handless stumps.

WWUD if he found out about firearms?
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8450 on: January 25, 2017, 10:52:11 pm »
Wait for migrants, tell them about his vision involving "boomsticks", and make them build the firearms.

WWUD if he was given new metal hands powered by magic?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8451 on: January 25, 2017, 11:00:12 pm »
Use them to beat that crocodile into a bloody pulp.

WWUD if he was turned into an elf?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8452 on: January 25, 2017, 11:02:00 pm »
Realize his vision was to show his transformation into an elf, then run off to form a monastery on the tallest mountain.


WWUD if he turned back into a dwarf?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8453 on: January 25, 2017, 11:02:57 pm »
Drink some more booze, beat some more crocodiles, and strangle some more elves!

WWUD if he had a tantrum in the middle of the lever room?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8454 on: January 25, 2017, 11:04:22 pm »
Pull the lever and run.

WWUD if, with his magic metal hands, battled a giant eagle?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8455 on: January 25, 2017, 11:05:47 pm »
Hitch a ride, and sail the skies! Until, that is, he loses grasp of the giant eagle's left talon and falls into a dark spire.

WWUD if he was fighting a demon and a goblin horde armed only with a dead elf?
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8456 on: January 25, 2017, 11:07:30 pm »
Urist throws the dead elf at the demon and causes the demon to fall off into the nearby ocean.

WWUD if he was wandering and came across a tavern?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8457 on: January 26, 2017, 01:36:38 am »
Drink.
Wwud of the badger men came back?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8458 on: January 26, 2017, 08:26:20 am »
Attempt to sing but fail.
Then beat the shit out of the badger men.

WWUD if he visited the remains of his old fort?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8459 on: January 26, 2017, 09:09:20 am »
Quote from: Asin on January 26, 2017, 08:26:20 am
Attempt to sing but fail.
Then beat the shit out of the badger men.

WWUD if he visited the remains of his old fort?
Wait, how the hell did he survive?
Wwud if he was having an existential conflict?
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