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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682156 times)

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8400 on: January 09, 2017, 06:19:50 pm »
Relocate them to the elves' forest using cage/animal traps.

WWUD as a critic on elf literature?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8401 on: January 09, 2017, 06:28:38 pm »
Slaughter them all for writing on paper (Shakespearean irony!)
Wwud if he was a stripper?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8402 on: January 10, 2017, 09:41:32 am »
Take off all his clothes and scatter throughout the fortress.

WWUD if the dwarf king mandated all steel weapons and armor must be given to the elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8403 on: January 10, 2017, 09:43:13 am »
!!MAGMA!!

WWUD if she couldn't rig an unfortunate accident?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8404 on: January 10, 2017, 12:26:54 pm »
Throw a tantrum and punch the noble to death.

Wwud if the plump helmets were going sour?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8405 on: January 10, 2017, 02:32:21 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 10, 2017, 12:26:54 pm
Throw a tantrum and punch the noble to death.

Wwud if the plump helmets were going sour?

Fetch a barrel to put the new dwarven wine in.

WWUD if the overseer refused to give him a weapon master title because "Misc. Object User isn't a legitimate weapon skill."
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8406 on: January 10, 2017, 02:41:57 pm »
Sic the cheese on them.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8407 on: January 10, 2017, 03:16:56 pm »
Urist is feeling confused after pondering nihilism on account of no WWUD.

WWUD if McUrist messed up his Uristburger.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8408 on: January 15, 2017, 01:34:56 pm »
Demand to see the manager.
Wwud if he was the manager being given out to?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8409 on: January 15, 2017, 02:38:45 pm »
Smack the customer.

WWUD if he entered our world and was told to advertise ShamWow!, that one made for TV supertowel thing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8410 on: January 16, 2017, 01:18:03 am »
Advertise how great it is at absorbing the bodily fluids of your enemies and spilled beer. You can even squeeze the beer out of it!

Wwud with an angry dinosaur?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8411 on: January 16, 2017, 02:56:40 am »
Ride it.
Wwud in Battlefailed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8412 on: January 16, 2017, 04:08:05 am »
Die horribly in an indescribable manner.

WWUD if she tamed Stuzang?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8413 on: January 16, 2017, 10:18:04 pm »
Get eaten by an undead cow five minutes later.

Wwud if her cow was a zombie?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8414 on: January 16, 2017, 11:48:17 pm »
Take advantage of the fact that reanimated things get RIPPED by butchering it and getting over 25% more meat then from a non-undead cow. Then become a hamburger tycoon and make billions.

What would Urist do if their cat was a skeleton?
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