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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682332 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8280 on: December 03, 2016, 01:02:26 am »

Die horribly because he wasn't in a pressurized space suit.

Wwud with space rocks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8281 on: December 03, 2016, 02:21:26 am »

Wwud with space rocks?

Fly into an ecstatic frenzy of inspiration, drag every single space rock to a craftsdwarf shop, and proceed to make an artifact-grade space rock puzzlebox that is instantly forgotten by everyone involved.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8282 on: December 06, 2016, 11:51:38 am »

Look how short she is!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8283 on: December 06, 2016, 11:53:10 am »

Take the *adamantine great axe* he had and chop his foes apart!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8284 on: December 06, 2016, 03:36:33 pm »

Generate a different, less heretical world.

WWUD if he was told he had to choose between these two things to remove from all existence: magma, or adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8285 on: December 06, 2016, 04:44:30 pm »

Choose the latter, that he might bathe the world in the former for revenge. Because its not possible to do it the other way around.

WWUD with an infant elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8286 on: December 06, 2016, 05:41:39 pm »

Raise the elf to teach them the "true" way of living.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8287 on: December 06, 2016, 10:17:44 pm »

Do what the overseer told him to do whenever children appear: "throw it down the pit with the rest."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8288 on: December 07, 2016, 01:23:52 am »

Conquer us all, and show no mercy. Then get absolutely plastered.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8289 on: December 07, 2016, 05:02:12 pm »

Eat it. Rocks are tasty.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8290 on: December 07, 2016, 06:10:25 pm »

WWUD if he could actually eat rocks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8291 on: December 07, 2016, 10:15:16 pm »

Go to the dwarven Red Cross (read: vampires) and see if anyone's gotten a donation from Armok.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8292 on: December 07, 2016, 11:22:48 pm »

Use it to make a large buzzsaw-tank, and cut down the hippies' home trees.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8293 on: December 07, 2016, 11:28:11 pm »

Pray for survival.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8294 on: December 09, 2016, 02:01:28 am »

Wall himself into the booze stockpile.

Wwud with a hopeless situation?
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