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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682259 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8205 on: October 30, 2016, 11:53:23 pm »
Quote from: tonnot98 on October 28, 2016, 12:41:07 pm
He would have lunch.

WWUD if it started raining anvils on his surface fort?
Go underground and let the keas handle it.

WWUD if it started raining Elvis elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8206 on: October 30, 2016, 11:58:38 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on October 30, 2016, 11:53:23 pm
Quote from: tonnot98 on October 28, 2016, 12:41:07 pm
He would have lunch.

WWUD if it started raining anvils on his surface fort?
Go underground and let the keas handle it.

WWUD if it started raining Elvis elves?

Kill them all, the hippies!

WWUD With the corpses?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8207 on: October 31, 2016, 01:58:52 am »
Toss them in a pile just behind some fortifications the local necromancer can raise them through, then die horribly to zombie elves.

Wwud with too many cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8208 on: October 31, 2016, 02:53:24 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 31, 2016, 01:58:52 am
Toss them in a pile just behind some fortifications the local necromancer can raise them through, then die horribly to zombie elves.

Wwud with too many cats?

Catburgers

WWUD if a dwarf Olympics was held?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8209 on: October 31, 2016, 11:14:03 pm »
Tree-cutting contest with elves forced to watch?

WWUD if for some bizarre reason, ends up in the SCP universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8210 on: November 01, 2016, 05:28:54 pm »
Be contained for engineering mysterious accidents by warping the minds of those around him. Everyone dies, but he's stuck in a hole with no pickaxe so nobody cares


WWUD with a million boulders?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8211 on: November 01, 2016, 11:34:45 pm »
Crush a million goblins.

WWUD with a adamantine spoon, menacing with spikes of goblin bone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8212 on: November 02, 2016, 01:20:42 pm »
hit goblins with it, thus getting goblin bone for more artifacts. duh.
WWUD if he was the only intelligent being in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8213 on: November 02, 2016, 01:57:44 pm »
Do a dance, play the bagpipes, and jump into the magma sea so as to become one with the magma of Armok, and go to the great mountain phome in the sky.
Wwud if he was a human spearman?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8214 on: November 02, 2016, 02:00:54 pm »
Stab everything.
WWUD if he got to own a restaurant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8215 on: November 02, 2016, 02:09:46 pm »
Quote from: Asin on November 02, 2016, 02:00:54 pm
WWUD if he got to own a restaurant?
Get into a knock-down drag-out fight with the menu printer for using the wrong quality marks on the cat tallow roast.

WWUD if she could only remember her life in the level of detail in Legends mode?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8216 on: November 02, 2016, 02:41:11 pm »
well, let see... I was born to unkown parents... then I moved to a different fort 3 years later... then I killed a titan made of solid steel... then I got into a romantic relationship with urist mcsexy... then I married urist mcsensible... then I got attacked in the spring of 215... ahhh, I've been attacked!
WWUD if legends mode mentioned EVERYTHING?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8217 on: November 02, 2016, 08:00:45 pm »
Nothing. Time would grind to a halt, and life as urist knows it would end, forever.

WWUD if abandoned in the cold, damp fields where not a single hill or valley could be seen?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8218 on: November 02, 2016, 09:45:39 pm »
Sit, cry that there is no booze left, go insane, and eventually die from freezing in winter. Or death via starvation.

WWUD if he took the place of the Overseer (the player)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8219 on: November 02, 2016, 09:47:41 pm »
Endless "make plant fiber sock -R". Forever.

What happens when Urist discovers he lives in a simulation?
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