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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672278 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8055 on: September 05, 2016, 02:14:32 pm »
Make an artifact Golden Goose Egg Statue of a goose.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8056 on: September 05, 2016, 02:54:18 pm »
After a few tries, guess that an unfortunate accident involving lava isn't going to help...

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8057 on: September 05, 2016, 06:28:40 pm »
Throw it in the magma pit, and send it to the circus. And then the clowns would throw it in the chasms. And whatever is in the chasms in the circus would throw it even deeper into another chasm, and ad infinitum.

WWUD if he knew the dark rituals of the circus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8058 on: September 05, 2016, 08:15:48 pm »
Quote from: Z49000 on September 05, 2016, 06:28:40 pm
Throw it in the magma pit, and send it to the circus. And then the clowns would throw it in the chasms. And whatever is in the chasms in the circus would throw it even deeper into another chasm, and ad infinitum.

WWUD if he knew the dark rituals of the circus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8059 on: September 06, 2016, 09:34:18 am »
Ignore her to collect socks, then battle the dragon distressing said damsel after the dragon tries to steal a sock.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8060 on: September 06, 2016, 11:49:46 am »
Ask Toady to make a new enchanter profession to get with the times.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8061 on: September 06, 2016, 03:25:24 pm »
Enchant mugs with the power to turn water into either ale if held by a dwarf, goblin blight if held by an elf and cat piss if held by a goblin.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8062 on: September 06, 2016, 07:29:50 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on September 06, 2016, 03:25:24 pm
Enchant mugs with the power to turn water into either ale if held by a dwarf, goblin blight if held by an elf and cat piss if held by a goblin.

WWUD with said mug?
Keep it with him at all times, in case he ever gets hospitalized.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8063 on: September 08, 2016, 02:00:38 pm »
Have a better beard then it.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8064 on: September 08, 2016, 06:55:31 pm »
Probably try to use a car to brew ale. Said car would then explode.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8065 on: September 09, 2016, 09:40:45 am »
He would die three minutes later.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8066 on: September 10, 2016, 11:47:01 am »
Urist never leaves the fortress, and as such would have very little to do with them one way or the other.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8067 on: September 10, 2016, 05:38:55 pm »
Urist cancels Spy: Stark raving mad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8068 on: September 10, 2016, 06:23:35 pm »
Kill the sorcerer.wwud if the sorcerer revealed he had been an elf all along?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8069 on: September 10, 2016, 10:54:34 pm »
Brutally massacre the sorcerer, then jump into the nearest pool of crocodiles, gators, sharks and/or carp.

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