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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672315 times)

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7980 on: August 21, 2016, 01:02:08 pm »
URIST MCGENIUS CANCELS INVENTING THE PLANE. DIED FROM HARD FALL.

WWUD if he/she/it was a mad genius?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7981 on: August 21, 2016, 01:57:33 pm »
Go back to work. That magma landmine isn't going to build itself, you know.

WWUD if he wasn't a mad genius?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7982 on: August 21, 2016, 03:06:16 pm »
Climb a tree to escape from a terrifying magma explosion.

WWUD if he tried to invent a way to escape from a tree?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7983 on: August 21, 2016, 03:24:52 pm »
Realize the axe was already invented

WWUD if keas everywhere?
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Gwolfski

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7984 on: August 21, 2016, 05:55:40 pm »
Urist cancels life: Interrupted by kea.

Wwud  in Ikea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7985 on: August 21, 2016, 06:16:10 pm »
Buy a microcline table.


WWUD if he was in an aquarium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7986 on: August 22, 2016, 02:36:45 am »
Quote from: ProtoZoa on August 21, 2016, 06:16:10 pm
WWUD if he was in an aquarium?
Urist cancels drown: Stuck in cage.

WWUD with a trained carp?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7987 on: August 22, 2016, 10:00:27 am »
Become Aquadwarf, the useless superhero. At least for the 30 seconds before drowning.

WWUD if he became a wereplatypus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7988 on: August 22, 2016, 10:06:59 am »
Become a secret agent. Only operates during the full moon. Always wears a cool hat.

WWUD with a platypus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7989 on: August 22, 2016, 01:12:00 pm »
Befriend it, have it die during a siege, get stricken with melancholy and die of starvation.

WWUD if he challenged a master goblin swordsman to a 1v1?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7990 on: August 22, 2016, 05:32:43 pm »
Fall asleep on the way, then go to pray in a temple, write a book on suicide, get drunk.

Wwud with apricots?
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7991 on: August 22, 2016, 10:58:38 pm »
Mince it well.

WWUD with coconuts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7992 on: August 22, 2016, 11:22:14 pm »
See if they could be fermented or made into *finely minced coconut roast*.

WWUD if asked to vote?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7993 on: August 23, 2016, 02:31:35 am »
Vote for the most charismatic (vampiric) person going for mayor.
Wwud if he was a dwemer from skyrim? You know, the badass elf - dwarves who are thought to have achieved godhood......
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7994 on: August 23, 2016, 05:54:36 pm »
Urist cancels sanity: Interrupted by impossible facts.

Wwud with a toaster?
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane
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