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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672362 times)

Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7920 on: July 27, 2016, 05:28:33 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on July 27, 2016, 09:22:14 am
Wonder why the question has a line through it.
WWUD if he had an oculus rift?

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Play darts. And get a real weapon upon engaging battle.

WWUD if the only weapon available to him was an adamantine mace?

Urist cancels Bash Enemy, too busy biting/kicking/punching enemy. (Dwarfs will sometimes do all they can to not use weapons in combat....It's annoying)

WWUD with a lead artifact sword?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7921 on: July 29, 2016, 12:04:17 pm »
Pretend he's a macedwarf.

What would Urist McSoapmaker do if he was arrested minutes after arriving from the mountainhomes for the murder of one of the fortress' llamas?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7922 on: July 29, 2016, 01:24:00 pm »
Murder the guards.

WWUD if accused of theft?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7923 on: July 29, 2016, 02:25:24 pm »
Realize the fort operates on a communistic platform, therefore there is NO such thing as theft. no economy, no theft.
WWUD if accused of adultery?
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Arcvasti

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7924 on: July 30, 2016, 11:49:03 am »
Frame a random farm animal instead and start a tantrum spiral with that horrific miscarriage of justice.

What would Urist do if the farm animals revolted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7925 on: July 30, 2016, 05:09:21 pm »
Have pork for dinner.
Wwud if he was a jew?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7926 on: July 31, 2016, 12:51:03 pm »
Do normal human things because he is a human being now instead of a dwarf

WWUD if he followed Christianity
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Arcvasti

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7927 on: July 31, 2016, 02:52:33 pm »
Lead some Crusades against the heathen elves!

What would Urist do if they worshipped cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7928 on: July 31, 2016, 07:46:35 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on July 31, 2016, 02:52:33 pm
Lead some Crusades against the heathen elves!

What would Urist do if they worshipped cats?
Refuse to butcher/cage/otherwise harm or control cats, resulting in unavoidable catsplosions in every single fortress and unending 5 FPS in long-term fortresses.

WWUD when his tasks all take him twice as long because of shit framerate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7929 on: August 02, 2016, 02:15:32 am »
Keep playing along. What the player perceives as low FPS is in reality the dwarves all moving in exaggerated slow motion, even talking in 'slow motion voice' with each other, in an attempt to drive the player to retire the fort and therefore eliminate the threat of dying; either because the bored overseer commissions a megaproject with no concern for worksite safety, or starts a war with their trading partners, or uses them as test subjects.

WWUD if the economy was re-enabled?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7930 on: August 02, 2016, 09:59:26 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 29, 2016, 01:24:00 pm
Murder the guards.

WWUD if accused of theft?
Quote from: Baffler on August 02, 2016, 02:15:32 am
Keep playing along. What the player perceives as low FPS is in reality the dwarves all moving in exaggerated slow motion, even talking in 'slow motion voice' with each other, in an attempt to drive the player to retire the fort and therefore eliminate the threat of dying; either because the bored overseer commissions a megaproject with no concern for worksite safety, or starts a war with their trading partners, or uses them as test subjects.

WWUD if the economy was re-enabled?
Realize his dreams of stealing stuff.
WWUD if he was accused of witchcraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7931 on: August 02, 2016, 03:29:11 pm »
show them the powerful magic he stores in his pickaxe. By ramming it into their skull.

WWUD if he was really hungry?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7932 on: August 02, 2016, 03:33:15 pm »
Eat as many fluffy wamblers as he could catch.

What would Urist do if they were a fluffy wambler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7933 on: August 02, 2016, 03:34:12 pm »
Eat himself.

WWUD if the fluffy wamblers fought back?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7934 on: August 02, 2016, 05:04:50 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on August 02, 2016, 03:34:12 pm
Eat himself.

WWUD if the fluffy wamblers fought back?

Kill them and eat them.

WWUD if he ran out of booze?
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