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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672407 times)

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7860 on: July 13, 2016, 08:27:17 pm »
Hit an Elf with it.

Trade for socks

Enchant a serpent. Extract its venom. Coat his battle axe with it. Hit an Elf with it. Make Elf bone's fiddle and play a happy Celtic song with it, since damn slade fiddles can only be used to play SATANIC HARD ROCK.

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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7861 on: July 14, 2016, 12:53:35 pm »
Vomit. It was that bad.
Wwud in game of thrones?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7862 on: July 14, 2016, 12:55:53 pm »
Hit an elf with it

Mandate slade beds.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7863 on: July 14, 2016, 01:24:16 pm »
Do the genocide route twice.
Wwud with minecraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7864 on: July 14, 2016, 04:38:57 pm »
Mine.

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BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7865 on: July 14, 2016, 09:06:23 pm »
Weaponize planes by placing airports at the centre of cities.

WWUD with "Pirates! Gold"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7866 on: July 15, 2016, 01:39:54 pm »
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Weaponize planes by placing airports at the centre of cities.

WWUD with "Pirates! Gold"?
Smelt it to get more gold than it took to make it.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7867 on: July 15, 2016, 03:54:23 pm »
Get a PC for half the price and double the damage capacity.

WWUD with all the computational power provided by his mechanism's quantum entanglement?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7868 on: July 16, 2016, 01:20:04 pm »
Play 20 games of DF. Simultaneously.

And play the largest forts without lag.

WWUD with the capability to create computers that cannot lag? (Because they're absurdly powerful)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7869 on: July 16, 2016, 02:09:32 pm »
Be worshipped as a gon on the bay12 forums.
Wwud if sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7870 on: July 16, 2016, 08:53:58 pm »
Wander into goblin death field.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7871 on: July 17, 2016, 02:53:34 am »
Initianate catsplotion-tantrum spiral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7872 on: July 17, 2016, 03:26:19 am »
Hit an elf with it.
Wwud if his king had ruled his nation for 429 years?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7873 on: July 17, 2016, 08:01:15 am »
Quote from: Imic on July 17, 2016, 03:26:19 am
Hit an elf with it.
Wwud if his king had ruled his nation for 429 years?
Suspect they might be an elf.

WWUD if he composed a dance form for cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7874 on: July 17, 2016, 10:54:32 am »
Use it during his trance and hit an Elf with it. Compose a ballet for felines, present it around the world and become known as Piotr Urist Catchaikovky.

WWUD if this was a good joke?
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