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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672450 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7845 on: July 12, 2016, 03:35:46 pm »

Punch the vampire. If that didn't work, punch it again.
WWUD If he was to build the most amazing fortress in the history of dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7846 on: July 12, 2016, 05:25:44 pm »

Start by digging a really deep hole.

Wwud if he dug up a dinosaur skeleton?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7847 on: July 12, 2016, 05:31:30 pm »

crafts and totems. its clearly the only option.


wwud if he had the option of assembling the skeleton into a full statue?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7848 on: July 13, 2016, 12:12:53 am »

Invite his necromancer cousin over
Wwud if his cousin was nice?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7849 on: July 13, 2016, 12:19:13 am »

Carry on a polite conversation with him while attacking the skeletal dinosaur and shouting, "There is no need to feel vengeful! Begone fear!"

WWUD if the entire world was composed of necromancers, due to a newspaper article on the secrets of life and death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7850 on: July 13, 2016, 01:24:31 am »

Start using his new powers to dig out his fortress using dead undead.
Wwud if he found magma
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7851 on: July 13, 2016, 07:22:05 am »

Burn, as he probably found it out by falling into it.

WWUD if he was falling down into a magma pool, still 25 z levels below?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7852 on: July 13, 2016, 09:30:22 am »

Die of old age

WWUD if his skeleton was reanimated?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7853 on: July 13, 2016, 10:35:22 am »

Come back as a murderous haunt and kill anyone that made an attempt at destroying it.

Wwud if the sheep were the people and the dwarves their cattle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7854 on: July 13, 2016, 01:00:49 pm »

Wwud if the sheep were the people and the dwarves their cattle?

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WWUD if the sheep start digging flying?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7855 on: July 13, 2016, 01:13:28 pm »

Run.
Wwud if the sheep picked up spears and shields, walked on two legs and charged?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7856 on: July 13, 2016, 01:14:47 pm »

Run.
Wwud if the sheep picked up spears and shields, walked on two legs and charged?
Deny their line of credit.

WWUD with a noun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7857 on: July 13, 2016, 01:31:05 pm »

Hit an elf with it.
Wwud against a human soldier in full steel armour with a spear and a shield?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7858 on: July 13, 2016, 02:16:13 pm »

Hit an elf with it.
Wwud against a human soldier in full steel armour with a spear and a shield?
Hit an elf with it.

WWUD with a guitar (and you thought DF had oddly-spelled names for instruments)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7859 on: July 13, 2016, 05:51:46 pm »

WWUD with a guitar (and you thought DF had oddly-spelled names for instruments)?
Trade it for some socks:


WWUD with a slade fiddle?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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