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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672695 times)

MansionOfSlaves

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7545 on: January 31, 2016, 03:37:54 pm »
Attempt to store item in stockpile and loose the job item

WWUD if Utrist is called inside because you are about to close the gates
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7546 on: January 31, 2016, 03:58:14 pm »
Quote from: MansionOfSlaves on January 31, 2016, 03:37:54 pm
Attempt to store item in stockpile and loose the job item

WWUD if Utrist is called inside because you are about to close the gates

He would become scared by a particularly menacing rock and run the other way.

WWUD if it he discovered that it was all inevitable.
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7547 on: February 01, 2016, 04:41:43 pm »
Find something that was truly not inevitable...and make it inevitable.

WWUD if he didn't know where the "it was inevitable" thing had come from?
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7548 on: February 01, 2016, 04:48:31 pm »
Find out.  It was inevitable.

WWUD if potato vodka?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7549 on: February 01, 2016, 08:08:21 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 01, 2016, 04:48:31 pm
Find out.  It was inevitable.

WWUD if potato vodka?

Urist cancels drink: Potato vodka.

WWUD if Urist contemplated the meaning of life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7550 on: February 01, 2016, 09:16:53 pm »
Quote from: Kraetzin on February 01, 2016, 08:08:21 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 01, 2016, 04:48:31 pm
Find out.  It was inevitable.

WWUD if potato vodka?

Urist cancels drink: Potato vodka.

WWUD if Urist contemplated the meaning of life?

Urist cancels live: Too insane

WWUD if he was the demons, and then he was a zombie?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7551 on: February 02, 2016, 09:07:41 am »
Necrobacon.

WWUD if he was a necromancer clown?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7552 on: February 02, 2016, 11:27:23 am »
mandate the construction of pig tail socks
WWUD if adamantium was falling from the sky?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7553 on: February 02, 2016, 04:56:54 pm »
Have a faith crisis.

Armok shaving is not good.

WWUD if he lost his beard?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

90908

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7554 on: February 02, 2016, 08:01:17 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 02, 2016, 04:56:54 pm
Have a faith crisis.

Armok shaving is not good.

WWUD if he lost his beard?
Have a faith crisis

Urist shaving is not good

WWUD if the dwarven economy was reintroduced?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7555 on: February 02, 2016, 08:03:17 pm »
BUY ALL THE THINGS.

WWUD if his stuff was stolen by a kea?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Erils

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7556 on: February 03, 2016, 09:27:56 am »
Urist cancels sleep: bed missing

WWUD for a Klondike bar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7557 on: February 03, 2016, 10:11:51 am »
nothing that involve the sacrifice of alcohol, but sacrifice of other dwarves is fine
WWUD if he was lost in the caverns with nothing but a steel helm and a pig tail sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7558 on: February 03, 2016, 04:41:03 pm »
Hunt for a sock.

WWUD if there were no socks?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7559 on: February 03, 2016, 04:51:22 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 03, 2016, 04:41:03 pm
Hunt for a sock.

WWUD if there were no socks?
Make a sock

WWUD if his liver failed?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?
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