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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672810 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7320 on: June 12, 2015, 11:31:08 am »
Try to cover it up by saying that forgotten beast goo got in the booze.

WWUD if he saw dwarves trying to wash the booze with soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7321 on: June 13, 2015, 02:40:04 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on June 12, 2015, 11:31:08 am
Try to cover it up by saying that forgotten beast goo got in the booze.

WWUD if he saw dwarves trying to wash the booze with soap?

Sell soap-booze as new high-price liquor to elves. Lace with forgotten beast goo.

What if booze stopped being flammable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7322 on: June 13, 2015, 02:44:32 pm »
Complain about how there's no more flaming cocktails.

WWUD if he was Bokor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7323 on: June 25, 2015, 04:40:48 am »
Legally change his name back to Urist.

What would Urist Bokor do if the fort's judge was on break?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7324 on: June 28, 2015, 02:27:28 am »
Take the opportunity to cause problems for Judge Rovod, his second least favorite person in the fortress (after the guy who reloads the cage traps), by submitting dozens of reports each accusing the fort's livestock of several counts of murder, vandalism, and production order violation.

WWUD if he was able to breathe fire at will, but only for a few minutes after downing a mug of sunshine?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7325 on: June 28, 2015, 09:18:10 am »
Create boatmurdered 2.0

WWUD if he was in charge of building Boatmurdered 2.0
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7326 on: June 28, 2015, 12:52:43 pm »
Build nothing but self-destruct mechanisms on top of, within, and around each other.

WWUD if she had just released a hit new record (distributed by trained lyrebirds)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7327 on: June 28, 2015, 08:15:29 pm »
Eat lyrebirds, believe to gain equal singing ability.

WWUD if she coughed feathers and though she was a bird?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7328 on: June 28, 2015, 08:24:58 pm »
Steal her own tools and complain about misplacing her job item.

WWUD if he found himself in an anime?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7329 on: June 28, 2015, 08:44:41 pm »
Angst for an entire episode and then at the end pull a lever that's supposed to !ReLeAsE tHe MAGMA! only for it to turn out to have cooled into obsidian due to said overly long angst.

WWUD if he was in good anime
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7330 on: June 28, 2015, 11:56:46 pm »
Engage in an epically animated showdown with a tentacle demon Forgotten Beast and brutally eviscerate it in a wrestling match.

What would Urist do if stilts were in the game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7331 on: June 29, 2015, 01:08:06 am »
Quote from: Arcvasti on June 28, 2015, 11:56:46 pm
Engage in an epically animated showdown with a tentacle demon Forgotten Beast and brutally eviscerate it in a wrestling match.

What would Urist do if stilts were in the game?

Nothing. Not one room in the fortress has a ceiling more than one z-level high.

WWUD if troglodytes tried to storm the fort?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7332 on: June 29, 2015, 06:19:03 pm »
Storm the caverns.

WWUD if the troglodytes were in the fort, and the entire dwarven population in the caves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7333 on: June 29, 2015, 07:08:48 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 29, 2015, 06:19:03 pm
Storm the caverns.

WWUD if the troglodytes were in the fort, and the entire dwarven population in the caves?

Pull the lever connected to the single support holding up the fort.

WWUD if he was in the fortress, and troglodytes pulled the lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7334 on: June 29, 2015, 09:20:58 pm »
Pull the lever that disabled cave ins in the init file.

What would Urist do if the troglodytes could edit the raws?
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