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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673082 times)

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6780 on: December 29, 2014, 08:57:25 pm »
Urist McUrist lets loose a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!

WWUD if in Dwarven Daycare?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6781 on: December 30, 2014, 08:18:56 am »
Bypass it by acquiring enough xdog leather cloaksx to ensure nothing can hurt him.

WWUD if he was an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6782 on: December 30, 2014, 08:33:38 pm »
Be euthanised by fellow dwarves in the magma pool.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6783 on: December 30, 2014, 08:47:56 pm »
Quote from: Snail555 on December 30, 2014, 08:33:38 pm
Be euthanised by fellow dwarves in the magma pool.

WWUD if at an UN Environment Summit?

Accuse anyone who complained about global warning of being an elf sympathizer.

WWUD if he was attacked by a herd of wild elephants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6784 on: December 30, 2014, 10:41:08 pm »
Die


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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6785 on: December 30, 2014, 11:24:30 pm »
Die of infection.

WWUD if he survived infection?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6786 on: December 31, 2014, 01:02:02 am »
Cry about his busted fractured toenail until it got reinfected.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6787 on: December 31, 2014, 01:03:53 am »
Weaponize them

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6788 on: December 31, 2014, 02:13:14 am »
Mass produce =Nokia War Hammers= and arm all the fort's squads with them. The fort stands for a thousand years, until the advent of the ruggedized laptop.

WWUD if global warming was melting his glacier fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6789 on: December 31, 2014, 02:15:30 am »
Melt his glacier fort with magma so global warming can't take joy in the slaughter.

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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6790 on: December 31, 2014, 04:12:13 am »
Mine out a gas giant and make +gaseous war hammers+.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6791 on: December 31, 2014, 06:22:39 am »
Urist has become a philosopher.

Urist hates music. How does he get the bard in the meed hall to be quiet in a plausible-deniable fashion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6792 on: December 31, 2014, 11:04:12 am »
Magma flood, of course!

What would Urist McGuyver do with magma?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6793 on: December 31, 2014, 11:46:53 am »
Jump in. Dwarves are too suicidal to do any MacGuyvering.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6794 on: December 31, 2014, 07:44:50 pm »
Drink some booze

WWUD if he was sober and there was no booze?
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