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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673156 times)

Magnumcannon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6660 on: December 03, 2014, 05:12:46 pm »
Cause a blackhole to open, leading to another dimension.

WWUD if children could be brewed as booze? (Don't ask me how that works).
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6661 on: December 03, 2014, 05:16:19 pm »
Lose the whole fort to a tantrum spiral since it turns out that there are dwarves that actually care about the booze-sinks.

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress suddenly had morality?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6662 on: December 03, 2014, 05:39:56 pm »
IMPOSIBLE IT CANNOT BE.

IF it can be and actually at some point end all players would have a sudden heel-face turn ,oh god what have I done moment (save for the few who sitll DONT care.

Wwud if the world imploded (NOT EXPLODED)
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Kids make great meat shields.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6663 on: December 03, 2014, 05:45:13 pm »
It would collapse into the shape of an anvil, upon which Armok would forge a new world, continuing the cycle of creating and destruction.

WWUD if elves besieged the fortress, toting the AK-47s they've been hiding away this whole time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6664 on: December 03, 2014, 06:44:20 pm »
forge missile launchersX100
construct missile turrent.X100
forge missile/R
all turrets set to. (f)ire missile/R


wwud if the elves had bombs?
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6665 on: December 03, 2014, 07:37:10 pm »
Urist commandeers the bombs and drops them from a DF17 on the Elves.

WWUD if the earth turned to magma?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6666 on: December 03, 2014, 07:38:40 pm »
Shrug.  Looks like he's not the only one with a batshit insane overseer.

WWUD if they ran a social justice blog?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6667 on: December 04, 2014, 03:34:57 pm »
Quote from: Badger Storm on December 03, 2014, 07:38:40 pm
Shrug.  Looks like he's not the only one with a batshit insane overseer.

WWUD if they ran a social justice blog?

Urist would decide that xe was actually a genderfluid sapiosexual demiromantic elfkin and complain about oppression.

WWUD if his precious xSocksx fell into a magma pool?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6668 on: December 04, 2014, 04:22:36 pm »
Why, dive in and get them, of course!

WWUD if his fort was flooding with booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6669 on: December 04, 2014, 04:35:59 pm »
Die in the magma sea because even though all of the earth and soil in the world collapsed into it and ceased to exist, no force in the heavens or Earth can shift the sea itself even one z-level.

WWUD if he was made the outpost liaison to a terrifying glacier fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6670 on: December 04, 2014, 07:58:41 pm »
He'd go to the glacier, of course! Environmental temperatures don't produce unhappy thoughts!

WWUD if that glacier fort was full of zombies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6671 on: December 04, 2014, 08:43:11 pm »
He will immediately get slaughtered, depriving the struggling fort of a chance to obtain supplies for the next year.

WWUD if he embarked in the middle of an ocean?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6672 on: December 04, 2014, 10:27:35 pm »
Merman genocide 2.0 now with twice as much scarred for life toads.
WWUD if he was a detective and was in charge of uncovering the misterious murder of the King and subsequent atom-smashing of the Duke?
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Magnumcannon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6673 on: December 05, 2014, 12:33:14 am »
After days of investigation, Urist McDetective realized that he was guilty after all, attempting to attack and arrest himself. (No one can arrest the all-mighty overseer)
Urist McDetective: In a time before time, i attacked me

WWUD if he could interact with the overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6674 on: December 05, 2014, 07:44:33 am »
He would briefly grovel for mercy before demanding three crystal glass statues, an entourage of trained war yetis, and the demise of that insufferable douche who just so happens to be your only legendary weaponsmith.

WWUD if she had to deal with monthlies?
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