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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6390 on: October 09, 2014, 06:32:45 pm »
Become the most badass kobold thief ever, because INVISIBUL.

What would Urist do if cinder blocks were a thing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6391 on: October 10, 2014, 02:35:52 am »
Urist McMason doesn't quite understand this technology and builds a cinder block floor with all the cores exposed.

WWUD if he discovered that the fisherdwarfs worship the carp god?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6392 on: October 10, 2014, 12:13:54 pm »
Urist McDetective came to the happy Innsfortress settlement, to investigate the bone chilling horror. He found out that fisherdwarves worship Carpthulhu, the carp god. Many dwarves were sacrificed for this horrifying deity. Not only fisherdwarves were affected by the evil power, but engravers also sensed the call of Carpthulhu. Urist tried to stop it, but Carpthulhu summoned legions of undead carps. The only thing he could do was escape. When he finally came back to the mountainhomes, he went stark-raving mad, and commited suicide. It was inevitable.

WWUD If it was evitable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6393 on: October 10, 2014, 06:57:22 pm »
Quote from: Dark One on October 10, 2014, 12:13:54 pm
Urist McDetective came to the happy Innsfortress settlement, to investigate the bone chilling horror. He found out that fisherdwarves worship Carpthulhu, the carp god. Many dwarves were sacrificed for this horrifying deity. Not only fisherdwarves were affected by the evil power, but engravers also sensed the call of Carpthulhu. Urist tried to stop it, but Carpthulhu summoned legions of undead carps. The only thing he could do was escape. When he finally came back to the mountainhomes, he went stark-raving mad, and commited suicide. It was inevitable.

WWUD If it was evitable?
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WWUD if the dwarves managed to negotiate a pact with the demons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6394 on: October 10, 2014, 08:04:06 pm »
Export all the lead and pitchblende mugs to them so as to give them lead/radiation poisoning.

What would Urist do if lead and radiation poisoning were implemented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6395 on: October 10, 2014, 09:20:11 pm »
create a  plutonium bucket and use it to build a well.

WWUD if nuclear explosions were invented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6396 on: October 10, 2014, 11:11:18 pm »
Make the giant sky fortress made out of nuclear warheads with a mislabelled lever to trigger their detonation in the monarch's room.

What would Urist do in a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6397 on: October 11, 2014, 10:08:18 am »
Urist cancels drink: too mutated.

WWUD if he became obsessed with someone else's mortality?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6398 on: October 11, 2014, 11:19:17 am »
Throw a tantrum before they die rather than after.

WWUD if tantrums no longer resulted in tantrum spirals?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6399 on: October 11, 2014, 05:21:36 pm »
Trow another tantrum because nobody else is tantruming with him, Then go stark raving mad.

WWUD if mug made of socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6400 on: October 11, 2014, 06:24:56 pm »
Wonder about the wierd taste
WWHUD if Urist MADE the sock-mug
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6401 on: October 11, 2014, 07:33:46 pm »
Not learn a damn thing because it was a possession.

WWUD if he was approached by a forgotten beast pterodactyl that spewed other, undead ptherodactyls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6402 on: October 11, 2014, 10:09:56 pm »
Weapon get: Undeaddactyl Cannon!

WWUD if his pet war dog could transform into a flying mount?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6403 on: October 11, 2014, 10:39:22 pm »
*dodges off of dog in midair*

Urist has died after colliding with an obstacle.

WWUD if he was Dwarf King of the Elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6404 on: October 11, 2014, 10:46:22 pm »
Get eaten for mandating wooden armour racks.

What would Urist do if he was babysnatched by kobolds?
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