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[tonnot98]

Urist cancels inspect radiation leakage: Hunting for vermin to eat.

WWUD if he was set to collect demon silk?

[Dark One]

After the struggle with webbing demon for its silk, Urist finally have his demon silk socks.

WWUD if he was set to pasture zombie turkey gobbler?

[Graknorke]

Do it. What, you think Urist would be scared? You underestimate the power of liquid courage.

WWUD if, as a move of appeasement by the mountainhomes, all nobles in the outpost were replaced with human dignitaries, directly appointed by the royals?

[draeath]

Assign them to their royal drowning chambers, of course!

WWUD with a werekobold?

[Dark One]

One of the useless peasants known as migrants members of much appreciated mountainhomes help crew is a werekobold! While going to the party at well, Bomrek McWerekobold transformates in the fearsome werebeast. In his lust for murder he kills three farmers, and gets kicked in the face by tantruming dwarven child.
Urist McChild kicks Bomrek McWerekobold in the head with his left leg, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Bomrek McWerekobold has been strucked down!

WWUD with wereshark?

[Quartz_Mace]

Weaponize it.

WWUD if he was a Wereshark?

[Baffler]

Airdrown.

WWUD if he was become death, destroyer of worlds?

[Graknorke]

Drink excessively, party with the lesser gods at Armok's sweet raves. Maybe occasionally destroy a world a little bit but really parties take priority. Also have you ever been to one of Armok's parties? Of course not but they're great. Fountains spewing sunshine, every kind of booze you could want on tap, masterwork meals on the tables, walls adorned in legendary artefacts, the DJ is a giant arachnid... Crazy stuff.

WWUD if she had to fill in a timesheet?

[heydude6]

Predict exactly when goblins begin to siege and write "nap time" for all military dwarves

WWUD if he decided to explore an abandoned dwarf fortress as an adventurer

[Pwned dwarf]

find full adamantine armor and weapons in a lead bin at the doorstep, put said gear on and go into the fortress danger room. Then invade hell, then, with the handy staircase the dwarves left he goes to a FUN house. And then reads a slab

[Eric Blank]

Urist does nothing for the rest of eternity. Urist is dead.

Wwud if he had 119 different emotions?

[Baffler]

Drown out all the others with pure, all consuming greed. He needs to possess that pair of socks. This includes things like fear and caution, to the great amusement of a certain goblin bowmaster.

WWUD if she won ☼1,000,000 in the fortress lottery?

[pisskop]

WWUD if she won ☼1,000,000 in the fortress lottery?

Mandate it get turned out as coins and start a tantrum spiral when it doesn't

What 5 things Would Urist Bring on a trip if she knew she would be stuck on a deserted island?

[Eric Blank]

1) socks
2) a cat
3) a barrel of booze
4) a pick
5) a plump helmet

WWUD if the cat chewed up the socks and strangled itself, the booze got seawater in it, the pick was carried off by a kea and the plump helmet was rotten?

[Quartz_Mace]

Urist cancels commit suicide: no worldly possessions to accomplish it with

WWUD if s/he though it was safe to mine one more tile of adamantine?