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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673354 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6225 on: August 15, 2014, 10:04:58 am »
Ask his mamma dorf for help, and she (Being of sterner stuff than stone, as all dwarven gals are) would beat the hell out of hell, then cast the supposed devil down into the murky depths of the circus to acquaint itself with real devils.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6226 on: August 15, 2014, 10:07:29 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 15, 2014, 10:04:58 am
Ask his mamma dorf for help, and she (Being of sterner stuff than stone, as all dwarven gals are) would beat the hell out of hell, then cast the supposed devil down into the murky depths of the circus to acquaint itself with real devils.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6227 on: August 15, 2014, 10:11:45 am »
It never really mattered to him anyways. Anyone can see that. Curses, ninja'd.

WWUD if his entire life was narrated with song lyrics?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6228 on: August 15, 2014, 10:27:33 am »
Sing murder songs.

WWUD if he forgot the key element in a dwarven game. As it's dwarven, it's probably physical rather than verbal.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6229 on: August 15, 2014, 10:49:55 am »
Urist McSport cancels Play water polo: job item lost or destroyed.
Urist McSport cancels Attend pool party: dangerous terrain.
The Sportsdwarf flounders in the water!

WWUD on escaping from a dark fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6230 on: August 15, 2014, 10:53:08 am »
Find a sock, then go back inside. Too much goblinite to waste.

WWUD if his arm blew off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6231 on: August 15, 2014, 05:47:11 pm »
Nothing. No medical attention is needed because missing limbs cannot be helped, probably don't bleed enough to be fatal, and don't result in infections.

WWUD if there was a plague about that made dwarves' arms swell up like a balloon and then explode?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6232 on: August 16, 2014, 03:25:07 pm »
Explode.

WWUDI(f): there were no cats in the fort to (be) adopt(ed by)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6233 on: August 16, 2014, 04:15:27 pm »
Rejoice as his overseer observes the halls free of lag and reason to destroy the fort due to feline overpopulation. Then complain about a lack of food.

WWUD if he took a job as a security guard at a family-friendly pizzeria only to find the animatronic actors come alive at night and stalk the halls with murderous intent?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6234 on: August 16, 2014, 07:30:12 pm »
CRACK SOME SKULLZ.

WWUD if none of the eligible women in the fort had beards?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6235 on: August 16, 2014, 08:08:11 pm »
Urist has gone stark raving FABULOUS

WWUD if elves have beards and start mining?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6236 on: August 16, 2014, 09:36:59 pm »
Urist McDwarf, Peasant, has gone stark raving mad! x96684738576
Urist McElf, Miner, has been struck down. x46390228769
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6237 on: August 16, 2014, 09:52:38 pm »
WWUD if he could fly.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6238 on: August 16, 2014, 10:01:38 pm »
Either

A) Get stuck in midair and die of dehydration
B) Crash and burn spectacularly

WWUD if the fortress became a dragon hatchery? (assume useful size is reached in ~5-10 years)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6239 on: August 17, 2014, 12:20:08 am »
Become a !!urist!!

Wwud if someone said they dont like the brand of plump helmet meal he likes?
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