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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673394 times)

Lightningy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6180 on: August 07, 2014, 04:42:43 pm »
get struck down from bleeding to death after a blow to the right index finger
wwud if he saw a flying zombie eat his son and massacre his hamlet?
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'What is life?', you ask. Fundamentally life is the apotheosis of pointlessness. We live to multiple. But what for? The Endless cycle of carnage pulls hardest on the furthest victim. An inescapable fate; one no one wants but we all desire. The more immoral we become the more ideal we are. A perverse oxymoron. We who live unencumbered but are the most burdened. We fight but at the end it is all for naught, as in life there are no winners; only the undistinguished.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6181 on: August 07, 2014, 04:46:37 pm »
Run or become a legend because he's in Necrothreat.

WWUD if he was The Toady One?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6182 on: August 07, 2014, 04:49:17 pm »
Be killed by giant insects.

WWUD if a new weapon of mass destruction was invented, allowing the extermination of elves and goblins, but it ran on booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6183 on: August 07, 2014, 05:05:35 pm »
Make more booze.

WWUD if he was petrified, frozen in place for all eternity to watch as the world goes on without him, until one day the spell ends and he finds that the fortress has been overrun by monkeys?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6184 on: August 07, 2014, 07:23:18 pm »
he will fit in perfectly
wwud if he found a masterwork chest plate and the head of his father?
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'What is life?', you ask. Fundamentally life is the apotheosis of pointlessness. We live to multiple. But what for? The Endless cycle of carnage pulls hardest on the furthest victim. An inescapable fate; one no one wants but we all desire. The more immoral we become the more ideal we are. A perverse oxymoron. We who live unencumbered but are the most burdened. We fight but at the end it is all for naught, as in life there are no winners; only the undistinguished.

GENERATION 29:
Copy and add 1.

Brisen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6185 on: August 07, 2014, 07:44:18 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on August 07, 2014, 05:05:35 pm
Make more booze.

WWUD if he was petrified, frozen in place for all eternity to watch as the world goes on without him, until one day the spell ends and he finds that the fortress has been overrun by monkeys?

Urist would ask himself if he really understands the meaning of the phrase "For all eternity". Meanwhile the monkeys rob the fortress of all valuables including food and drink, leaving Urist to starve with nothing but water to drink in his final days. 

Quote from: Lightningy on August 07, 2014, 07:23:18 pm
wwud if he found a masterwork chest plate and the head of his father?

He would be struck by horror. As Urist flees from the scene he would get a happy thought passing by the ☼<<☼Statue☼>>☼, returning to his duties as if nothing had happened.

WWUD if he agrees to tag along with Melbil McPlayer on his grand adventures, when Melbil starts to recklessly murder everyone in Urist's home-fortress?
[Inb4 it was Inevitable]
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6186 on: August 07, 2014, 10:34:10 pm »
"It was inevitable"
Girubev has been struck down!
[Couldn't resist :P]

Throw a tantrum for witnessing death and accidentally cause a loyalty cascade when he punches the fortress axelord in the face, bruising the skin.

WWUD if gorgons (think Medusa as a species) were implemented?
[somewhat interested in how that would work now...]
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6187 on: August 07, 2014, 11:29:54 pm »
Take advantage of the possibility to create a statue-factory using gorgons, elves and a dash of SCIENCE.

WWUD if the stockpiles were full of elf-statues, all with a horrified look on their face?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6188 on: August 08, 2014, 02:02:17 am »
Throw them into a nearby magma source.

WWUD if goblin diplomats started to request the preservation of trees?
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6189 on: August 08, 2014, 02:05:41 am »
Slaughter them. Why would we even bargain with the horrors?

WWUD if a Adamantine Gun appeared on his doorstep, loaded with ammo?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6190 on: August 08, 2014, 02:19:17 am »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on August 08, 2014, 02:05:41 am
Slaughter them. Why would we even bargain with the horrors?

WWUD if a Adamantine Gun appeared on his doorstep, loaded with ammo?

Fire it once, name it, and use it as a club in melee for the rest of his days.

WWUD if He discovered that soilent green was people?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6191 on: August 08, 2014, 07:31:28 am »
Immediately begin training in the danger room.
WWUD if she developed an alcohol intolerance.?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6192 on: August 08, 2014, 09:31:19 am »
Drain a legendary dwarf of blood.

What would Urist do upon becoming aware of the player (and/or Armok)?
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6193 on: August 08, 2014, 09:48:22 am »
Find a way to kill them.

WWUD if he found HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6194 on: August 08, 2014, 07:23:22 pm »
Colonize it in the name of the Catholic Kings of Spain the Mountuainhomes.
WWUD if some humans colonized his fort in the name of the Kings of Spain?
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