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[Roach]

Burst into flame alongside his friend when the Creator mods reactions.

WWUD if his world was going to undergo a flood (think Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker) in twenty minutes?

[klefenz]

Drown.

WWUD if they called it a mine A MINE!!?

[Girubev]

And then Urist McZhu used his fight money to buy two of every animal in the world. Then, he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one of them. And from that day forward every time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO!

Unless it's a farm.

[Yes I know about the ninja, I still wanted to do that reply.]

Urist McGimli cancels dream of malt beer: Horrified.
"It is terrifying."

WWUD when the elven diplomat returns?

[mate888]

Stab. Stab. Stabbity stab. Stab stab stab.
WWUD if the elves got pissed because he stabbed their diplomat twenty-eigth thousand times?

[klefenz]

Chop more trees, twenty-eigth thousand trees.

WWUD if Amrok forgot to give him the First Anvil?

[ArKFallen]

Use a chair.
WWUD if the caverns were Outside and Light?

[XArgon]

Somehow still develop cave adaptation while being in plain sunlight.

WWUD if the world passed into the Age of Dwarves?

[kibaseviltwin]

convince every dwarf on the planet that lava was just preheated booze.

WWUD if he thought that lava was preheated booze

[klefenz]

Drink it without problem as it has been demonstrated that magma is perfectly safe to drink.

WWUD when he realizes magma has no alcohol?

[XArgon]

Take it easy - he just drank magma, that's dwarfy enough! (he'd just start working a little more sloppy.)

WWUD if magma actually had alcohol in it?

[Sda209]

Urist would throw himself in it and suffer a painful, melting death drink it all to his heart's content.

WWUD if Elves showed up to his fort?

[Roach]

Urist would throw himself in it and suffer a painful, melting death drink it all to his heart's content.

WWUD if Elves showed up to his fort?

A dwarf spied a dreadful horizon
Some filth forest hippies arrivin'
With little debate
He pushed on a plate
And set the war dogs to their dinin'

But assume that Urist had no clue
Where he had misplaced his own shoe
And the issue weighed 'pon him
As he kept on troddin'
Then by Armok, what would Urist do?

[kibaseviltwin]

He would scream he would yell,
Urist might even release bloody hell
But when he came too
he would get a shoe anew.

WWUD if there were a race called deep elves, dedicated to the defense of mushrooms and forgotten beast, wielding only candy weapons

[klefenz]

Kill them with silver bolts and hammers, take the candy, cut all the shrooms.

WWUD if the deep elves also had control over the magma?

[Girubev]

Use the magma against them, for in their hubris, they have forgotten the true masters of magma: the dwarves.

[Awesome poetry fellas]

WWUD if he found this thread of increasingly ridiculous, amusing, and perhaps slightly insulting questions of what he would do?