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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5430 on: December 31, 2013, 02:37:46 am »
urist cancel share discovery:been blown up

WWUD if he only had a last few moments to himself before gunpowder blows him up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5431 on: December 31, 2013, 04:34:25 am »
Realize the gunpowder needs more magma

WWUD if the elves kidnapped her for some reason?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5432 on: December 31, 2013, 01:36:52 pm »
Kidnap them instead. It's not like a bunch of hippies could kidnap a dwarf.

WWUD with the elves she just kidnapped?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5433 on: December 31, 2013, 02:04:47 pm »
Elf breeding program.

WWUD if elves were made of fluffy wamblers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5434 on: December 31, 2013, 02:16:39 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on December 31, 2013, 02:04:47 pm
Elf breeding program.

WWUD if elves were made of fluffy wamblers?
Feel horrible because dwarves keep using their body parts to kill bronze collosi.

WWUD if he discovered the secrets of the dorf-o-pault? (a catapult that specifically launches dwarves)
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5435 on: December 31, 2013, 04:13:34 pm »
Use it to launch Axelords directly at the visiting caravans invaders.

WWUD if his dorf-o-pault was modified to fire fluffy wamblers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5436 on: December 31, 2013, 04:55:52 pm »
Go berserk and destroy the only one.

WWUD if grenade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5437 on: December 31, 2013, 04:57:01 pm »
!!GRENADE!!

WWUD if he was the Avatar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5438 on: December 31, 2013, 04:59:51 pm »
Not let M. Night Shyamalan make a movie about him.

WWUD if he had a strange mood and built a BANEBLADE!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5439 on: December 31, 2013, 11:18:45 pm »
Urist McSquat cancels board Baneblade: Interrupted by Baneblade

"How could those humans have a tank when we just made the very first one!? Must've taken some kind of tactical geniu-CREEEEEEEEEEED!"

WWUD if he encountered the forces of the Combine Empire?
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5440 on: December 31, 2013, 11:23:19 pm »
Combine the combine into a hunk of matter about the size of a watermelon. Forget all about the near-singularity and leave it in the dirt.

WWUD if the combine singularity exploded?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5441 on: January 01, 2014, 11:20:47 am »
Not much. The elephant singularity made a bigger mess anyway.

WWUD if borg siege?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5442 on: January 01, 2014, 01:18:16 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on January 01, 2014, 11:20:47 am
Not much. The elephant singularity made a bigger mess anyway.

WWUD if borg siege?
Look to the dorf-o-pault and fire the dwarf!

WWUD if the above sentence was misheard and Urist got fired (job wise)?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5443 on: January 01, 2014, 01:39:57 pm »
Urist. Fired. No longer a working member of the community. Well, he is now a noble. And you know what that means? DWARF-O-PULT FODDER!

WWUD if all nations allied against the Dwarves; Elves, Kobalds, Humans and Goblins? And all over the illustrious substance called "Soap", the making of which only the Dwarves know.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5444 on: January 01, 2014, 02:07:24 pm »
Become a master soap worksdwarf. Make everything out of soap, just to spite them. Soap walls. Soap furniture. Soap armaments. Lutefisk for every meal. Make soap out of their fallen.

WWUD if soap everything?
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