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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673790 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5385 on: December 22, 2013, 11:29:38 am »
Fly into a tantrum and kill the vampire mayor, and when you kill her she causes a loyalty cascade and a cat kills the entire military.

WWUD if magma wasn't the solution?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5386 on: December 22, 2013, 11:36:08 am »
Use minecarts.

WWUD if goblins ate* all the beer?

*I know I said ate.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5387 on: December 22, 2013, 12:05:48 pm »
Nothing, he froze to death long ago.

WWUD if the chief engineer invented the shower?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5388 on: December 22, 2013, 12:51:59 pm »
Immediately attempt to fill it with magma, leading to !!FUN!!

WWUD if he was in a magma shower?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5389 on: December 22, 2013, 03:57:18 pm »
Be comforted by a lovely magma mist.

WWUD if Athel was being an insufferable ass 24/7?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5390 on: December 22, 2013, 11:46:22 pm »
Urist begins to stalk and brood...

WWUD if nobody liked his artifact dwarf skull totem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5391 on: December 23, 2013, 01:06:28 am »
Cry when it gets stolen by kobold theives. Tantrum when the entire army is on break and doesn't retrieve it. Destroy the only pillar holding up the beggining of my sky fort. Kill 99% of the populace. Be buried by a legendary strand puller.

WWUD if the entire fortress fell on him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5392 on: December 23, 2013, 03:08:14 am »
Be very, very thin. The elves are now jealous.

WWUD if the overseer asked him to dig a hole?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5393 on: December 23, 2013, 11:55:40 am »
"But sir, I'm on break"

WWUD if the hole he never dug was a secret escape route for a gobin invasion, and he remembered it during a goblin siege?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5394 on: December 23, 2013, 02:09:49 pm »
Quote from: mate888 on December 23, 2013, 11:55:40 am
"But sir, I'm on break"

WWUD if the hole he never dug was a secret escape route for a gobin invasion, and he remembered it during a goblin siege?


Also remember that nothing is more important then his break/party

WWUD if he couldn't have a break/party during a seige? especially if he had to pull a special lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5395 on: December 23, 2013, 03:01:13 pm »
Go collect that xXPig tail fiber sockXx from the trap hallway.

WWUD if he never had alcohol in his entire life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5396 on: December 24, 2013, 02:49:13 pm »
Without alcohol he would have mutated into a beardless creature known as an elf.

WWUD if she was abducted by sectoids?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5397 on: December 24, 2013, 09:47:03 pm »
Pinch the fluffy wambler in the throat, severing the neck! The part flies off in an arc!

WWUD if he could make electricity and melt stones into magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5398 on: December 25, 2013, 01:01:57 pm »
Urist would become an asset to the fort. This unusual occurrence would put him on the same level as Dragons and GCSs. For the good of the fort, he must be locked in a room, after being force fed vampire blood to keep him alive, and never be let out again. Oh, and one more thing...the walls are made of copper, and fine ropes of what they will name wire trails from it and into the homes of the fort. They will power T.Vs and vending machines, turning the fort into modern day slob-country. And that's before they invent the electric chair...

WWUD if he were given the reigns of The Captain's Dragon and invited to fly it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5399 on: December 25, 2013, 08:15:52 pm »
Due to his merely dabbling riding skill, he accidentally commands the dragon to breathe fire. There are no survivors.

WWUD if he had legendary +∞ riding skill?
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