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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674013 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5055 on: September 18, 2013, 05:50:14 pm »
Activate plan B. Party!

WWUD if his over-complicated death trap actually worked?
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Baffler

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5056 on: September 18, 2013, 08:16:36 pm »
He wouldn't be quite sure what to do. That's never happened before.

WWUD if the overseer ordered him to carry out upgrades to the over-complicated death trap that he knew would cause it to flood the fortress?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5057 on: September 19, 2013, 12:38:32 pm »
Rejoice! It's a way to make it even deadlier!

WWUD if his supposed death trap was actually an undeath trap.
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5058 on: September 19, 2013, 02:20:06 pm »
Be grateful that he's a vampire and all buddy-buddy with the undead.

WWUD if he were instructed to extinguish a colony of bees?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5059 on: September 20, 2013, 03:35:44 am »
Urist dumps a bucket of water on the hive. Enraged by his intrusion, the bees swarm out to attack.
And then the game slows to 0 fps under the load of 100,000 pathfinding bees.

WWUD if the beekeepers invented war hornets?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5060 on: September 20, 2013, 09:48:51 am »
Sic 'em on the invading gobbos, only to find that they had most of their bodies covered by armor.

WWUD if he found out how to milk bees?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5061 on: September 20, 2013, 02:40:48 pm »
He would be all he could bee.
WWUD if he was writing a letter to Santa?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5062 on: September 20, 2013, 07:43:05 pm »
Tell Santa about how bad he has been this year. Use the mountain of coal to boost his steel industry.

WWUD if there were magma mermaids in the magma sea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5063 on: September 20, 2013, 08:26:27 pm »
[EXPUNGED]
EDIT by Toady: No.

WWUD he has a pet FB.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5064 on: September 20, 2013, 10:17:54 pm »
Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5065 on: September 20, 2013, 11:20:42 pm »
Quote from: Objective on September 20, 2013, 08:26:27 pm
[EXPUNGED]
EDIT by Toady: No.

WWUD he has a pet FB.
Wait. Are you just playing, or was that really a mod edit? If it's the latter, I'll be more mindful of my posts.

anyways..
Quote from: Enemy post on September 20, 2013, 10:17:54 pm
Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?
Mine out every single tile in the world within one frame. Because that is his super power. Then he drowns when the ocean collapses on top of him.

WWUD if he discovered rock layers that glowed with sunlight?
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Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5066 on: September 21, 2013, 04:50:06 am »
Avoid them like the plague and cover them in vomit.

WWUD if he found a beard on the ground?
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5067 on: September 21, 2013, 12:43:05 pm »
Quote from: Enemy post on September 20, 2013, 10:17:54 pm
Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?

No, its a reference to the old "Mermaid Farm". Go look it up.


ONTOPIC: Hunt down the monster who tore such a majestic creature from its idiotic host.

WWUD if Toady decided to remove anvils from the game?
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BOOM FOR THE BOOM GOD!
LOOT FOR THE LOOT THRONE!

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You seem to be under the impression that we're playing some game other than dwarf fortress. It doesn't matter how powerful you make a creature, we will find a way to destroy it. God is dead, and Urist killed him.

Apani

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5068 on: September 21, 2013, 03:07:58 pm »
Learn that Some anvils need to be dropped and move on, wasting all his time surfing on TV Tropes while the fort is overrun by whatever.

WWUD if Kobolds were being kept as cattle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5069 on: September 21, 2013, 05:10:15 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on September 20, 2013, 11:20:42 pm
Quote from: Objective on September 20, 2013, 08:26:27 pm
[EXPUNGED]
EDIT by Toady: No.

WWUD he has a pet FB.
Wait. Are you just playing, or was that really a mod edit? If it's the latter, I'll be more mindful of my posts.

'twas a joke.

Ontopic:

Wake up one day to find them and all the mugs missing.

WWUD if it rained slade.
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