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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674148 times)

Gavakis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4770 on: July 11, 2013, 11:05:48 am »

Comming back as ghost, trying it again.

WWUD if he had an empty book and a pen?
Get renowned for inventing a pen, accidentally throw book in magma.

WWUD if he had no pants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4771 on: July 11, 2013, 11:10:54 am »

Kick the mayor in the head until they mandated pants.

WWPlayerD if Urist McMayor mandated pants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4772 on: July 12, 2013, 09:40:59 am »

Order Urist to make trousers instead.

WWUD if he discovered he wears gloves on this feet, hoods on his hands, a tunic on his legs and a show on his head?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4773 on: July 12, 2013, 10:41:17 am »

Spend his whole life researching the long-fabled RAWS. When he is old and on his deathbed, he finally knows their location. The road is long and treacherous, a trip he must make alone, as the other dwarves insist that he is insane. He crosses the mirthful forests of Woodbucket and contends with the elf menace. To the far south, on the far side of the untamed wilds arctic ocean Bonescarnage, lies the forgotten, terrifying continent of Bloodanvil. The undead are relentless, and one must be mindful of the weather, as the rain is vile, and causes horrible blistering upon contact. Worse yet is the fog, which seems to steal the souls of anything still living, leaving behind a hideous, violent, shell of a creature. Finally, he comes to the cave of legends, wherein the legendary RAWS reside. In the deepest chamber of the cave are strange runes that glow with power. They seem somehow familiar, as though he has always known them. Yet, he could feel in his bones that they are wrong, tainted. With his trusty pick and a steady hand, he chips and carves at the walls. Quite a puzzle this is, indeed. Thankfully, he had studied medicine, so that when the time came, he could make the proper modifications without killing himself and all of his kin in the process. Bit by bit, he modifies the runes, erasing some and adding others of his own. Slowly, his body starts to change. Just as his body is giving out, he carves the last of the runes into the wall, then collapses. He lies there, dying alone, in the middle of hostile territory, but he can die happy knowing that all is right once more.


WWUD if he could turn water into magma?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4774 on: July 12, 2013, 05:00:30 pm »

If it weren't for the limit, I'd sig your entire post.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4775 on: July 12, 2013, 05:09:13 pm »

:)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4776 on: July 17, 2013, 11:21:15 am »

WWUD if he could turn water into magma?
Urist McWounded cancels Clean Self: On Fire.

WWUD if he realized he was on fire for once?

(edited because previous question was stupid)
« Last Edit: July 18, 2013, 01:40:56 pm by grimman007 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4777 on: July 20, 2013, 11:13:42 pm »

He whould promptly knock him self unconsious

WWUD if he found otu the human civilization named themselves "the league of beards" ((this just happened to me))
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4778 on: July 21, 2013, 06:12:10 am »

He would proceed to surgically remove pieces of leg bones to every human living there until they are dwarfy enough to wear their beards.

WWUD if giant mosquitos invaded his crop farm?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4779 on: July 21, 2013, 06:40:45 pm »

Lock the doors. Make another plump helmet patch somewhere else.

WWUD if he failed to find a suitable location for his new farm plot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4780 on: July 21, 2013, 06:45:08 pm »

Attempt to distil magma.

WWUD if he attempted to distill magma?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4781 on: July 21, 2013, 06:48:08 pm »

Give up and drink it raw.

WWUD if his name was Jesus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4782 on: July 21, 2013, 09:55:27 pm »

Be mistaken for the twenty other dwarfs in the fort named Jesus.

WWJD if he was named Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4783 on: July 21, 2013, 10:38:11 pm »

Instantly become Legendary Brewer +5. Visit the circus, alone, for three days. Return With a really impressive story. Return to Armok's Anvil and forge another world, more dwarfly than any that has gone before.

WWUD if he ran out of socks?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4784 on: July 22, 2013, 10:29:01 am »

be made fun of as he wears A elf as socks "elf wearer, tree wearer na na na nana!"

WWUD if he found A genie in A lamp that gave him three wishes?
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