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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674067 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4575 on: May 25, 2013, 10:33:48 pm »
Proceed to Cake room. Get punted by Armok into a glowing pit instead.

WWUD if falling into the glowing pit sends him into the real world?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4576 on: May 26, 2013, 02:39:23 am »
Urist collides with the player!
The player has been struck down.

WWUD in this situation?
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Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4577 on: May 26, 2013, 02:49:01 am »
Take the dead player's socks from his/her corpse and then loot their closets for more clothing.

WWUD if the DF world was the Matrix and he awoke to a post-apocalyptic robot ruled future?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4578 on: May 26, 2013, 03:18:54 am »
Drink booze. Change name to Urist McNero.

WWUD if he had to fight a forgotten beast in the matrix?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4579 on: May 26, 2013, 08:01:34 am »
Sever it's entire body with it's own 5th toe from it's left foot. Because Urist is legendary +9001 everything and has double maxed out stats.

WWUD if it turned out the Matrix was just a dream?
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Tinyheavyistiny

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4580 on: May 26, 2013, 04:36:52 pm »
He would go on a break.

WWUD if he discovered he had killed his king?
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Her right floating ribs are broken. Her nose is broken. her head is dented. She is gigantic and muscular. Her hair is white. her skin is pale chestnut. Her head bears a very short straight scar. Her eyes are black. Her teeth is gone

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4581 on: May 26, 2013, 04:43:11 pm »
Become a political revolutionary. His slogan is, "Equal booze for equal breaks."

WWUD if he tantrumed and destroyed the political system?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4582 on: May 26, 2013, 04:45:04 pm »
Become a bandit chief and hide out in the woods until an adventurer assaults him. Then promptly die of old age before a single blow can come form either side.

WWUD if he was 71 and already had nothing left to live for?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4583 on: May 26, 2013, 05:22:48 pm »
Admire a quantum artifact

WWUD if he created a quantum artifact? (ala Planepacked)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4584 on: May 26, 2013, 08:47:09 pm »
Get over the loss of his dog, cat, wife, 10 children, 5 siblings, parents, lack of chairs and tables, the fact that he and the majority of the fortress sleeps on the floor, his tattered clothes, his extreme filthiness, and his five year sobriety streak.

WWUD if goblin paratroopers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4585 on: May 26, 2013, 08:56:25 pm »
He would flood the land with lava of course.

WWUD if he was stuck ice?
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A large mammalian herbivore. It has long fur and curving horns. It can be found it the mountains.
Her right floating ribs are broken. Her nose is broken. her head is dented. She is gigantic and muscular. Her hair is white. her skin is pale chestnut. Her head bears a very short straight scar. Her eyes are black. Her teeth is gone

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4586 on: May 26, 2013, 09:10:18 pm »
Be angry. That dwarf just hit him!

WWUD if an avalanche was headed his way?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4587 on: May 26, 2013, 09:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on May 26, 2013, 09:10:18 pm
Be angry. That dwarf just hit him!

WWUD if an avalanche was headed his way?
Urist cannot find path: buried in snow.

WWUD if his king was an Elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4588 on: May 26, 2013, 09:41:14 pm »
Burn him along with an entire forest.

WWUD if he lost his beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4589 on: May 26, 2013, 09:59:49 pm »
Fall into a fiendish mood, turn another dwarf into a beard.

WWUD with dwarf beard made of dwarf?
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