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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673924 times)

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4320 on: April 08, 2013, 05:10:54 pm »
Burn to death, as normal, but get a pleasant thought whilst doing so.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4321 on: April 08, 2013, 05:16:26 pm »
Yell at her husband for releasing spores while she was at work and embarassing her.

WWUD if the guards came for him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4322 on: April 08, 2013, 06:05:24 pm »
Walk constantly away while claiming to be "storing an item in the stockpile" for six months.

How would Urist get ye flask?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4323 on: April 08, 2013, 06:33:33 pm »
Trade it for a sock.

WWUD if he could turn booze into socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4324 on: April 08, 2013, 07:57:21 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on April 08, 2013, 06:33:33 pm
Trade it for a sock.

WWUD if he could turn booze into socks?
Find a way to brew socks into booze to make an endless cycle.

WWUD if he was admiring a waterfall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4325 on: April 08, 2013, 08:12:39 pm »
Forget it was a !!MAGMAFALL!! and become !!URIST!!

WWUD if he could see !!FIRE!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4326 on: April 08, 2013, 11:17:51 pm »
!!FIRE!!? Fire... on fire?
Urist's head has asploded

WWUD if he was appointed goblin spokesman.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4327 on: April 10, 2013, 07:19:40 am »
Appoint a few goblins to serve as heads on a committee.

WWUD if someone replaced all the booze with colored water?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4328 on: April 10, 2013, 07:33:33 am »
Execute the brewer.

WWUD If through the magma and the fun we carry on?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4329 on: April 10, 2013, 07:36:16 pm »
Cause unspeakable lag as the game tries to calculate every note he is playing.

WWUD if stuck between the clowns below and the legion of husks above?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4330 on: April 10, 2013, 08:23:39 pm »
Urist cancels be alive: Too insane.

WWUD if he were drafted into the Kerbal Space Program?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4331 on: April 11, 2013, 04:33:22 am »
Urist would have to put a space suit on, and the only way for him to do that is to shave.
In other words...
Urist has gone berserk.
Urist grabs Kerbal left foot third toe nail.
Urist throws Karbal.
Kerbal collides with object.
Kerbal explodes on impact.

WWUD if he met Armok?
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4332 on: April 11, 2013, 07:27:08 am »
Urist has blown up.
Urist cancels blow up: Blown up.

WWUD If he discovered that alcohol was flammable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4333 on: April 11, 2013, 10:16:31 am »
Save an entire fortress from a boozesplosion by stopping a burning dorf from going to get a drink, and simultaneously dooming the fort in the loyalty cascade resulting from Urist grappling the !!dorf!! to keep him away from the booze.

^^ Clearly the Kerbal landed on his feet then; it's been proving with SCIENCE, and, with the advent of reentry heating !!SCIENCE!! that kerbals can survive falling from orbit if they land on their heads.


WWUD if a freak SCIENCE experiment resulted in him being turned into an elf?
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Quote from: Azrayel on July 10, 2014, 09:13:11 pm
I want to tell you they were bad men, cephalo.  I want to tell you that with a better overseer the Fortress never would've gotten so bad someone would get offed in a pointless fisticuffs.
But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4334 on: April 12, 2013, 02:01:39 am »
Read King Cacame's autobiography and hide out in a distant land training himself to be Legendary +50 everything before returning back as the Elvenking of Fucking Dwarves.

WWUD if his world was a DnD campaign and he was to be sent as a cleric to (insert deity name here) to aide the Heroes on a quest to defeat Armok and his army of night creatures?
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