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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673817 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3990 on: February 16, 2013, 06:50:13 am »
Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 15, 2013, 06:29:14 pm
Weaponize it or die trying.
Or create Uriststein from corpses of goblin ambushers, cats and his dead famili members. Then weaponize him.

WWUD if accidentally Thor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3991 on: February 16, 2013, 12:22:17 pm »
Steal the hammer!
Forget the power gauntlets, and thus not be able to move it.

WWUD if Odin offered booze?
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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3992 on: February 16, 2013, 01:36:37 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on February 16, 2013, 12:22:17 pm
Steal the hammer!
Forget the power gauntlets, and thus not be able to move it.

WWUD if Odin offered booze?

Drink it, demand more.

WWUD if he was in OUTER SPAAACE?! (I don't know why I yelled that.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3993 on: February 16, 2013, 01:46:27 pm »
Build a space fortress, cagetrap Jason X and use him for crossbow training.

WWUD if he needs scissors, 61?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3994 on: February 16, 2013, 01:52:43 pm »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3995 on: February 17, 2013, 01:10:59 am »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 13, 2013, 09:06:39 pm
WWUD if given three wishes?
Quote from: DoomOnion on February 13, 2013, 09:15:41 pm
1. Have cats.
2. Have more cats.
3. Have even more cats.

WWUD if the big grazers wouldn't need so much grass to survive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3996 on: February 17, 2013, 07:56:28 am »
Cross breed demons and elephants. Problem solved! They eat mortal souls, not grass.

WWUD if he suddenly discovered the concept of common sense?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3997 on: February 17, 2013, 08:33:40 am »
They wouldn't act better, just worse.

wwwwwwud If the world collapsed, and the spires of adamant were exposed because of it. [more or less everything is dead, but whatever]
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3998 on: February 17, 2013, 08:36:01 am »
Attempt to dig deeper!
WWUD if couldn't dig deeper?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3999 on: February 17, 2013, 09:08:43 am »
Dig higher instead!

WWUD if he was charged with accounts of heresy and witchcraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4000 on: February 17, 2013, 09:23:18 am »
Train social skills with smalltalk and hope to gain juristic immunity after being elected as mayor.

WWUD if he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4001 on: February 17, 2013, 09:25:21 am »
A Vile Spanish Force of Darkness Has Arrived!
Man the Magma Pipe!

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Boea

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4002 on: February 17, 2013, 09:48:43 am »
Is actually a vampire, keep calm, carry on.

WWUD when the Majestic Carp come back, Enthralled.
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CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4003 on: February 17, 2013, 11:21:30 am »
Attempt to swim in the river, duh.

WWUD if he was granted one reverse wish? (i.e. he had to grant someone else's wish)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4004 on: February 17, 2013, 12:07:31 pm »
Clone himself first.

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