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[Detahramet]

Exhume another one off his dead best friend.

WWUD if he was made of alcohol, and drinking more alcohol made him more powerful, and was incapable of being drunk?

[Eric Blank]

Simple. Drink all the alcohol. Brew every living thign into more alcohol. Destroy the world just by looking at it.

WWUD if he ran out of things to make alcohol out of?

[Detahramet]

Learn to make Airag and become world legendary as the single (and only) useful horse milker

WWUD if he could brew booze from meat?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

He would  murder every live being, his kids included, and then brew them into some -Dwarven Leg Ale-

WWUD if elves would learn how to make wine from leaves?

[Detahramet]

Either end up being burnt alive faster because of the abundance of alcohol  in their cities, or be spared until dwarves learn this technique, and then be burnt alive faster because of the abundance of alcohol in their cities.

WWUD if this thread was somehow derailed by means of
MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGMMMMMAAAAAA?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

He would try to fix this by pulling random levers. Adding some more magma.

WWUD if a noble would order him to make some masterwork engravings on a giant piece of stone ballancing on a single support over a gobbo army?

[Mr Space Cat]

Throw the noble out over the gobbo army instead. Nobles can do their own engravings.

WWUD if he lost an arm in a siege and the dwarf doctors claimed "We can replace it, Urist! We have the technology!"

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

He would never agree. He saw what dwarven technology can do. He saw thing you can't even imagine... Things that can't be unseen...

WWUD after seeing a kobold thief that instead of stealing some artifact mugs has stole a barrel full of beer?


ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, Mr. Space Cat? THIS Mr. Space Cat? Creator (or rather - one of 4 creators) of "For The Glory of The New Lunar Republic"?

[Detahramet]

WWUD if he lost an arm in a siege and the dwarf doctors claimed "We can replace it, Urist! We have the technology!"

"...but I my friend is hosting a party at the well! Have fun being maimed and bleeding out!"

WWUD after seeing a kobold thief that instead of stealing some artifact mugs has stole a barrel full of beer?

Blood rage!

WWUD if he met Princess Luna and Princess Celestia?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

Uni(or rather Ali)corn bone crafts. Lots of them. Dwarves just don't understand the magic of friendship untill they lost someone in a tantrum...

WWUD after being used as a pincushion by gobbo archers, if he was 3 meters from hospital and 3000 meters from dining hall full of booze?

[Corai]

Go to the hospital. He's too wounded to drink booze.

WWUD if the above happened?

[Detahramet]

Die of bloodloss, as all the doctors are getting shitfaced in the dinninghall

WWUD if he was asked "deksa saw eh fi od tsiru tahw dluow"

[Bot Hack]

Tell the guy to fuck off.

WWUD if Urist did nothing at all?

[Olith McHuman]

Stand around doing absolutely nothing. He does not eat, drink, sleep, take a break, or attend a party. These tasks must be saved for when there is work to avoid.

WWUD with a masterwork booze, cheese, quarry bush and elephant meat roast?
Oh, and it's the last food item in the fort and everyone is chasing him.

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

He would instantly feel an urge to hide behind some elephants, other dwarves are not going to chase him there, are they?

WWUD is there would be a single bunny standing on a 4-tile broad road leading to his workshop?