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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673566 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3645 on: December 28, 2012, 10:07:21 pm »
Get horribly murdered by the new Cacame.

WWUD if he was in Russia.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3646 on: December 28, 2012, 10:50:05 pm »
Not much else different from what he normally does, but instead of gnawing on raw plump helmets and chugging mushroom wine, he ends up gnawing on potatoes and chugging Vodka.

Which pony would Urist say in the best, assuming he was brony (a brony being a bro that likes ponies)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3647 on: December 28, 2012, 11:13:44 pm »
Urist would try to judge which one tastes best. He'd have to bite them all at least once, then the top three at least eight more times each before concluding that that blue one is best. She promptly bleeds to death. Urist then throws a tantrum because his favorite pony died, kills the nearest legendary weaponsmith, and jumps in a pond after going melancholy.

WWUD if the ponies rebelled against their short, pudgy masters?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3648 on: December 28, 2012, 11:23:24 pm »
Promptly starve to death, as their uprising came far to long before the overseer realized the grazing animals were starving and pastured them
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3649 on: December 29, 2012, 12:15:20 am »
No question?  Apply magma and beard fiber liberly to afflicted area.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3650 on: December 29, 2012, 12:30:30 am »
He would promptly scream; "ALL HAIL THE BLESSING OF ARMOK, ADAMANTINE!" in a frenzy, his beard covered in foam, and pull the adamantine sword in the stone.

And which point he would laugh to death from all the clowns, fun and the aforementioned frenzy.

What Would Urist Do if his mouth was rotten?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3651 on: December 29, 2012, 08:38:09 am »
Go the hospital and be misdiagnosed. Fun fact: most organs are useless!

WWUD if he woke up with his liver missing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3652 on: December 29, 2012, 10:41:57 am »
Scream.

WWUD if he was a character in a Samuel Beckett play.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3653 on: December 29, 2012, 09:09:40 pm »
Quote from: Just Some Guy on December 29, 2012, 10:41:57 am
Scream.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3654 on: December 29, 2012, 09:40:52 pm »
I AM VIKTOR REZNOV

What would urist do if carp ore?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3655 on: December 29, 2012, 10:01:44 pm »
"Urist cancels mine carp ore:interrupted by carp ore."

WWUD if told to go smelt that carp ore?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3656 on: December 29, 2012, 10:18:53 pm »
"Urist cancels smelt carp ore: interrupted by carp ore."

WWUD if carp ore warhammers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3657 on: December 29, 2012, 10:34:12 pm »
"Urist cancels kill goblin: interrupted by carp warhammer."

WWUD if carp ore spire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3658 on: December 30, 2012, 12:01:35 am »
"Urist cancels siege spire: interrupted by ocean of carp."
Urist has drowned

WWUD if it were possible to drown in fish?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3659 on: December 30, 2012, 12:32:25 am »
Nothing. Urist cancels Do Anything: Very Dangerous Terrain.

What would the carp do if it found an ocean of dwarves?
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