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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673466 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3405 on: November 30, 2012, 02:49:58 pm »
Make it lay ☼steel battleaxes☼ instead.

WWUD if his precious goose died giving birth to an axe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3406 on: November 30, 2012, 04:38:00 pm »
savescum until it survives.



WWUD if AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3407 on: November 30, 2012, 05:21:56 pm »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Whew. Feel better no-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WWUD if the overseer took away all his nice trinkets?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3408 on: November 30, 2012, 08:40:00 pm »
An accident will occur.

Wwud if he  was teleported into startrek?
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Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3409 on: December 01, 2012, 12:17:24 am »
Regret that he chose the clothes that were dyed red.

WWUD if he had to sing "The Impression That I Get" which was written by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3410 on: December 01, 2012, 12:35:55 am »
He would be immortalized for his singing voice... As an obsidian statue.

WWUD if suddenly, BORG?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3411 on: December 01, 2012, 01:49:12 pm »
Get shot in the face and have his brain torn by a frickin' laser beam.

WWUD If MORTAL KOMBAT!
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3412 on: December 01, 2012, 06:19:52 pm »
Rip out the opponent's guts, bite off his fingers and toes, before swinging the guts like a hammer.

FATALITY!

WWUD if crossbreeding was enabled, and she was forced to marry a dragon?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3413 on: December 01, 2012, 08:35:58 pm »
Get married and consummate the marriage from across the fortress, and give birth to a dragon-born (DND Dragonborn, not skyrim dragonborn)

WWUD if he was born a dragonborn (again, DND, not Skryim)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3414 on: December 01, 2012, 10:07:57 pm »
Get eaten by a fellow hatchling.

Wwud if he in elf... danced... better then she did...and her dress is better then hers... (chouldnt think of anything better so I thought a thought that was silly.))
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Quote from: shadenight123 on August 25, 2013, 05:01:40 pm
Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3415 on: December 02, 2012, 12:42:22 am »
Kill it and move on.


wwud if he were given the power to enchant weaponry?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3416 on: December 02, 2012, 01:01:50 am »
Enchant all weapons ever to make whatever they hit booze.

WWUD if one of those weapons struck the earth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3417 on: December 02, 2012, 02:00:40 am »
Then the dwarfpocaylpse shall commence.


wwud if he had a dream of the dwarfpocaylpse?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3418 on: December 02, 2012, 02:03:23 am »
Urist has been estatic today. He had a very wet dream last night.

WWUD if kittens had lasers?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3419 on: December 02, 2012, 03:39:22 pm »
Quote from: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 02:03:23 am
Urist has been estatic today. He had a very wet dream last night.
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Quote from: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 02:03:23 am
WWUD if kittens had frickin lasers?
Give them war training. If you meant laser lights, hang them from the ceiling during parties.

WWUD If he could do whatever a spider can?
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