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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673288 times)

chaosgear

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2985 on: October 23, 2012, 11:43:43 am »
Drink more booze. It makes you move faster.

WWUD if the booze stockpile was on fire?
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I always seem to end up with a magnificent burial complex and nowhere near enough bodies to fill it, or far too many bodies and nowhere to put any of them.

JimDale

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2986 on: October 23, 2012, 12:20:14 pm »
Advertise a new brand of alcohol, called !!Dos Equis!! that keeps everyone thirsty because it burns the tongue and throat as it is consumed.

WWUD if a great battle occurred over the booze hoard?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2987 on: October 23, 2012, 12:26:31 pm »
Try to win.  The losers become gnomes, and gnomes are icky.

WWUD if his pet wagon broke en route to an embark site?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2988 on: October 23, 2012, 01:28:01 pm »
Tantrum, kill everyone else, then go melancholy.
"Your fortress has crumbled to it's end."

WWUD if the fortress was experiencing a minor forgotten beast syndrome problem?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2989 on: October 23, 2012, 02:36:31 pm »
Be infected with it, and the doctor would take him to the hospital. The doctor would diagnose him with a sore throat, and surgically remove it.

WWU choose to write on his tombstone?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2990 on: October 23, 2012, 04:32:26 pm »
Dead, but still thirsty.

WWUD if the overseer decided it was a good idea to put high speed minecart routes through the dining room?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2991 on: October 23, 2012, 04:35:22 pm »
Ride it without respect for the safety of others of course, although a truely ingenious Urist might refit the dining room into a drive-through that went by a zoo, statue garden and ended at a magma pit or Clowntown.

WWUD if suddenly the dwarven backstory from TESIII?
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chaosgear

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2992 on: October 23, 2012, 06:22:54 pm »
Be dead, most likely.

WWUD if her pet cat was lycanthropy'd into a FB?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2993 on: October 23, 2012, 07:27:30 pm »
Tantrum when it is slain, and cause a horrible spiral that destroys the fortress.

WWUD if she managed to, over her lifetime, make an entire set of Artifact Candy Armor, an Artifact Candy Axe, and an Artifact Candy Shield?
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2994 on: October 23, 2012, 07:31:33 pm »
Wonder how she created somethign when dwarves are limited to one artifact.

WWUD if he was in for a hammering, and the fortress guard was converging on his position?!?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2995 on: October 23, 2012, 07:34:50 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Keep running around aimlessly. The guards' pathing algorithms are such that they move to where their target was when they chose to path there, and as long as he's not there when they arrive, they will have to path to his current location again. As long as he never stops moving, they can't catch him to hammer him, because they cannot comprehend the idea of an "interception"

WWUD if the sky was on fire, and it began pouring rain from the fiery pillars of smoke above?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2996 on: October 23, 2012, 10:14:53 pm »
Nothing because he's too busy dumping stones outside  for magmas.

WWUD if he reached the Dark Tower.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2997 on: October 24, 2012, 05:42:35 am »
Walk past it, mumbling something about more important things to do

WWUD if he suddenly realizes that the retracting bridge below his feet has disappeared?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2998 on: October 24, 2012, 06:55:43 am »
Flap his arms like a bird while flailing his beard around in hopes he'll either fly with his arms or parachute down gently with his beard.

WWUD if suddenly dwarven fur hide hunter?
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2999 on: October 24, 2012, 01:49:06 pm »
Magma because only an elf would try to butcher a sentient.

WWUD if he was stuck on top of an adamantine spire.
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