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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673226 times)

Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2820 on: October 15, 2012, 08:12:48 pm »
Walk out into one of the clouds, and retire nicely as an immortal husk. That's technically 'surviving'.

What would Urist do if in punishment for making an artifact candy sock, she was ordered to only wear that sock for the rest of her life? Nothing else?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2821 on: October 15, 2012, 08:24:38 pm »
Run around naked, tantruming, and beat up anyone that stares at her.

WWUD if she'd made an artifact short skirt with bands of steel and spikes of silver?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2822 on: October 15, 2012, 08:27:27 pm »
Become your captain of a guard, and carry out beatings with a whip, of course.  ;)

WWUD if he was a criminal, without a helmet, and got lashed in the head with said whip?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2823 on: October 15, 2012, 08:31:07 pm »
Receive a good thought from that skirt immediately before having his head caved in, apparently. Your forum-observation is far superior to mine... I didn't even realize you had replied to that other post yet. :P

WWUD if he found himself standing at the top of a 10 z-level open pit full of GCS?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2824 on: October 15, 2012, 08:37:53 pm »
Nothing. You can't do anything whilst falling.

What would Urist do if she accidentally squashed her pet GCS while falling 10 z-levels?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2825 on: October 15, 2012, 08:41:55 pm »
Get pleasent through from the finely engraved floor

WWUD if she was suddenly a giant cave spider
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2826 on: October 15, 2012, 08:45:32 pm »
Urist McSpider has canceled mine: Interrupted by tasty bait left by oblivious other dwarves. *trapped*

WWUD if his Overseer was 8-Bit Theater's Black Mage?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2827 on: October 15, 2012, 08:50:46 pm »
Bleed.

WWUD if SHE was 8-Bit Theater's Black Mage?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2828 on: October 15, 2012, 08:51:24 pm »
Kill 'em all, let the flames sort it out!

WWUD if he was 8BT's RED Mage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2829 on: October 15, 2012, 08:53:20 pm »
Quote from: Voyd211 on October 15, 2012, 08:51:24 pm
Kill 'em all, let the flames sort it out!

So, no different from any other dwarf, then?

Have Below Average Stats, and become an adventurer, only to light self on fire and melt to death fifty times.

What would Urist do if all dwarves grew wings?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2830 on: October 15, 2012, 09:12:56 pm »
Dwarf things, because Urist could not comprehend the concept of leaving the ground for any reason but to get closer to it.

WWUD if presented with the choice between muffins, and cookies?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2831 on: October 15, 2012, 10:09:44 pm »
Cookies, since muffin already exist in the world of DF. Cookies are totally new things.

WWUD if a flying lungfish titan attacked the fort.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2832 on: October 15, 2012, 10:53:33 pm »
Pull the lever

WWUD if she learned to duel wield dragons ( is very possible in df)
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Quote from: Xantalos on January 01, 2013, 04:56:07 am
Form walking potato man out of corpse. Absorb anyone else in the house.
We have a successful derail.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2833 on: October 15, 2012, 10:59:01 pm »
Bountiful goblin gibs ahoy.

WWUD if he lived in ThatAussieGuy's Tower of Armok.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2834 on: October 15, 2012, 11:56:39 pm »
Sacrifice his whole family over time to save himself, then go insane because his family is dead and kick the one support holding everything up.

WWUD if he encountered the fabled Adamantine Spire?
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