Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 180 181 [182] 183 184 ... 713

Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673173 times)

Cassandra

  • Bay Watcher
  • Serpent Lady, Slayer of Ancients
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2715 on: October 12, 2012, 10:24:46 pm »

Have more common sense than GWG!

WWUD if he went into a Fell Mood next to Misko, as was asked?
Logged
Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2716 on: October 12, 2012, 10:42:53 pm »

Ah, I thought he said "hum..." This is Bay12, insanity is mandatory!

And he did type "Hum!"

Anyhow, I'll let someone else answer that.
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2717 on: October 13, 2012, 05:46:45 am »

Ignore him and promptly head for a legendary dorf, causing a storm of "WHYYYYYYY!?"

WWUD if he could fire lightning out of his beard?
Logged

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2718 on: October 13, 2012, 06:03:07 am »

Nothing. Lightning is a for-
The flying slade bolt strike Objective through the skull, tearing apart the brain!
Objective has been struck down!

WWUD if elves utilize the use of water to combat against magma.
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2719 on: October 13, 2012, 06:20:47 am »

They wouldn't, because that would take away the water for their precious trees.

WWUD if lungfish could swim in magma?
Logged

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2720 on: October 13, 2012, 06:33:18 am »

Noth- okay fine stop pointing your crossbows at me.
What do you mean they don't already?

WWUD if a cat titan come to the fort.
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2721 on: October 13, 2012, 06:40:06 am »

They only have conquered Water, Earth, and Air afaik.

On topic: AL HAIL CATHULHU!

WWUD if cats could become melancholic?
Logged

Cassandra

  • Bay Watcher
  • Serpent Lady, Slayer of Ancients
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2722 on: October 13, 2012, 09:12:05 am »

Throw a Tantrum next to your legendary dwarves and magma floodgate.

WWUD if a strange mood produced an artifact TANK?
Logged
Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2723 on: October 13, 2012, 09:22:33 am »

Fill it with booze.

WWUD if he was the last dorf in *insert worldname here*?
Logged

IronTomato

  • Bay Watcher
  • VENGEANCE
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2724 on: October 13, 2012, 10:02:57 am »

Nothing. He has all the booze to himself now.

UristMcSurvivor cancels be lonely: drunk.

What would Urist do if there was no booze in this scenario?
Logged

Cassandra

  • Bay Watcher
  • Serpent Lady, Slayer of Ancients
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2725 on: October 13, 2012, 10:17:13 am »

Magma.

What would Urist do if he went into a fell mood, and he was the only dwarf in the world, and entirely alone in the fortress?
Logged
Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

IronTomato

  • Bay Watcher
  • VENGEANCE
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2726 on: October 13, 2012, 10:30:10 am »

Rickroll himself, in art form.

This is a masterwork pig tail fiber sock created by Urist McAlone. Embroided on the sock is a picture ofUristMcAlone and Rick Astley. Urist McAlone is melting. Rick Astley is dancing. It menaces with spikes of microcline.

WWUD if he was actually rickrolled?
« Last Edit: October 13, 2012, 10:34:39 am by IronTomato »
Logged

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2727 on: October 13, 2012, 10:36:12 am »

Unaware of human internet memes, Urist McYoutubeviewer would probably get a good thought.

WWUD if he saw a shock site?
Logged

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2728 on: October 13, 2012, 11:25:04 am »

Wait, what's rickrolling?
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2729 on: October 13, 2012, 11:40:30 am »

Logged
Pages: 1 ... 180 181 [182] 183 184 ... 713