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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673078 times)

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2595 on: September 26, 2012, 04:41:24 pm »
He would dig a tunnel that will flood the entire fortress with magma.

WWUD if he met The Doctor from Doctor Who?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2596 on: September 26, 2012, 04:44:15 pm »
Ahh.  Well Urist hates smartasses smart people, so he'd try to take an axe to Doctor Who.  Doctor Who would of course convince him that he is his own worst enemy and Urist would 'fall' on his own axe.

WWUD if he met and tamed Krypto, the superdog
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2597 on: September 26, 2012, 07:02:39 pm »
Riding dog anyone?

WWUD if he captured a dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2598 on: September 26, 2012, 09:16:18 pm »
Nothing. Technically, the dragon was captured by the cage trap, and while Urist might be drunk, there's no way in Circus he's going near that fortress-sized, fire-breathing, untamed monster.

What would Urist do if he was piloting an airship?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2599 on: September 26, 2012, 09:51:45 pm »
Crash spectacularly.

WWUD if he was getting sucked into a black hole?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2600 on: September 26, 2012, 09:58:57 pm »
Land on it and ride in a circle with increasing speed till he is fast enough and just flues out of there. Take that, physics.

WWUD if he had the portal gun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2601 on: September 27, 2012, 01:33:50 am »
Create a portal on the floor and on the ceiling. As air resistance isn't implemented yet, he goes faster and faster. Eventually, a goblin walks onto his tile and they both explode spectacularly.

WWUD if he got a strange mood while stuck in the portal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2602 on: September 27, 2012, 07:02:47 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on September 27, 2012, 01:33:50 am
Create a portal on the floor and on the ceiling. As air resistance isn't implemented yet, he goes faster and faster. Eventually, a goblin walks onto his tile and they both explode spectacularly.

WWUD if he got a strange mood while stuck in the portal?
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WWUD if He played Amnesia?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2603 on: September 27, 2012, 07:41:21 am »
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!"

~every single play-through of Amnesia ever.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2604 on: September 27, 2012, 05:32:54 pm »
Lucky me...
NOTHING!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2605 on: September 27, 2012, 05:47:35 pm »
Nothing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2606 on: September 27, 2012, 05:54:29 pm »
Still nothing.

WWUD if a goblin wanted to join his gala kegger?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2607 on: September 27, 2012, 06:14:34 pm »
If by "join his kegger" you mean "burn all the women and rape all the buildings" then she would run the fuck away, as any reasonable individual or dwarf would do.

WWUD if suddenly rednecks, and lots of them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2608 on: September 28, 2012, 09:17:50 am »
What he always does; drink heavily and keep on beating gays elves and blacks goblins.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2609 on: September 28, 2012, 04:37:50 pm »
He'd use this totally real device to send another Hurricane Katrina into the nearest elf goblin city.

WWUD if he got ye flask?
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