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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672995 times)

Voyd211

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2400 on: September 05, 2012, 11:54:06 am »
Leave the basement. Kill zombies. Die, as per always.

WWUD were he to find himself confronted with SCP-682?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2401 on: September 05, 2012, 02:21:33 pm »
Kill by throwing rock at it's head.

WWUD if appears in Silent Hill?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2402 on: September 05, 2012, 03:35:32 pm »
Have a pleasant stroll through the town, because he is too innocent and drunk for any hell-spawn to manifest out of his mind.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2403 on: September 05, 2012, 04:05:35 pm »
Yeh broke it!

WWUD if he found a Lagann and figured out how to make it work?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2404 on: September 05, 2012, 04:09:33 pm »
Die of teared muscle and fat when the hatch closes.

WWUD Neon genesis evangelion
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Voyd211

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2405 on: September 05, 2012, 04:10:48 pm »
YOU BROKE IT AGAIN

(you're supposed to have both an answer AND a question)
(and I get edit ninja'd. bluh bluh)

Confused as all hell.

WWUD with an electric guitar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2406 on: September 05, 2012, 04:34:14 pm »
"Bloodspikes the Power of Epic"

This is a masterfully crafted metal totem.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of awesome and booze-induced genius.  The totem is adorned with rings of face-melting solos.  On the totem is an engraving of Urist McRockstar, an electric guitar, and elves.  Urist McRockstar is striking a menacing pose with the electric guitar.  The elves are melting. The engraving relates to the creation of "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic" in 1337 by Urist McRockstar. On the totem is an engraving of Urist McRockstar and "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic." Urist Mcrockstar is raising "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic." The engraving relates to the creation of "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic" in 1337 by Urist McRockstar.

WWUD if suddenly potatoes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2407 on: September 05, 2012, 04:42:10 pm »
Suddenly vodka

WWUd if he could look upward, unlike all other life.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2408 on: September 05, 2012, 04:45:42 pm »
He'd go mad from the revelation.

WWUD if he was part of a settlement group in The Age of Metal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2409 on: September 05, 2012, 05:03:51 pm »
Not much would be different. Let's face it, dwarf fortress is as metal it gets.

WWUD if all of reality is just his remarkably well managed fortress, and he was just a part of a remarkably well managed fortress my another entity, that was a part of the fortress of ANOTHER entity?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2410 on: September 05, 2012, 05:27:50 pm »
He'd test his new superfast firebreathing winged berserker badgers he modded in on his fortress called Reality.

WWUD if ordered to shave his beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2411 on: September 05, 2012, 05:50:48 pm »
Nothing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2412 on: September 05, 2012, 05:56:33 pm »
Use a kitten to manifest as a new one.


WWUD if he found TVTropes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2413 on: September 05, 2012, 06:05:16 pm »
Nothing, for hours and hours and hours....

WWUD if there was a TVTropes page dedicated soley to his dorfiness?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2414 on: September 05, 2012, 06:12:44 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on September 05, 2012, 06:05:16 pm
Nothing, for hours and hours and hours....

WWUD if there was a TVTropes page dedicated soley to his dorfiness?

DAMN YOU FOR THAT LINK-

He would cunningly place it in a hyperlink like SOMEONE above me, and laugh his ass off as they go on a TVtropes journey.

WWUD if he owned TVtropes?
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