Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672968 times)

brainfreez · « **Reply #2340 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:11:03 am »

THERMONUCLEAR CATSPLOSION !!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVERS !!!!

WWUD if he had no livers and kidneys ?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2341 on:** September 01, 2012, 08:47:17 am »

Die, because he could no longer purify blood out of his alcohol system.

WWUD he got a cushy job as an administrator at the mountainhomes, far away from the control of the player?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2342 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:03:54 am »

live long life and have 100 children .

WWUD if he was the prototype (y'know , from the game [prototype])

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #2343 on:** September 01, 2012, 04:40:55 pm »

Nothing. Urist is still a normal citizen. When a goblin comes along, though...

What happens when the goblin comes along?

Volfgarix · « **Reply #2344 on:** September 01, 2012, 05:29:53 pm »

Goblins will be consumed after melting in MAGMA.

WWUD if meet his clone?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2345 on:** September 01, 2012, 05:32:58 pm »

ask him what will urist do ?

WWUD if his friend (Kadol Mcwetpants) was soaked in yellow liquid that was very booze-like ?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #2346 on:** September 01, 2012, 05:37:52 pm »

Nothing. The liquid is obviously Kadol's property.

What would Urist do with kryptonite?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2347 on:** September 01, 2012, 05:41:25 pm »

nothing . large gems cannot be stored .

WWUD if Armok blessed him with the power of flight ?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #2348 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:44:23 pm »

Urist would attempt to brew clouds. Such an attempt instead leads to !!clouds!!; the world then implodes in a puff of logic.

What would Urist do if the clouds were on fire?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #2349 on:** September 02, 2012, 03:04:11 am »

Yell "The sun! The sun is growing!"
Then he would go hide in the darkest corner of the fort.

What would Elf McSpy do if assigned to cut down trees?

Wrex · « **Reply #2350 on:** September 02, 2012, 03:09:25 am »

Quote from: Olith McHuman on September 02, 2012, 03:04:11 am

Yell "The sun! The sun is growing!"
Then he would go hide in the darkest corner of the fort.

What would Elf McSpy do if assigned to cut down trees?

Commit Suicide with his axe.

WWUD if he recieved CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2351 on:** September 02, 2012, 03:40:22 am »

Steal and drink his own booze, then have to get another drink because his first one was stolen.

WWUD if divine intervention/smiting/whatever was added to the game?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2352 on:** September 02, 2012, 05:17:23 am »

urist would waste his life to create the divine booze .

WWUDrink , if he had 3 magic booze types , the 1 one gives strength , the 2 one gives agility and the 3rd one has so much alcohol and he wouldn't need to drink any booze anymore .

Detahramet · « **Reply #2353 on:** September 02, 2012, 06:34:22 am »

Urist would drink all THREE of them.

WWUD if he was a Cutebold, and was a slave to KodKod, Goddess of ("Cutebold") Jam, Rather than Armok, God of Blood?

Sus · « **Reply #2354 on:** September 03, 2012, 05:05:42 am »

This is a masterful Litost McCutebold engraving of KodKod, the goddess of vengeance, derailment and kobolds, and Urist McCutebold the kobold. KodKod is laughing. Urist McCutebold is melting.

WWUD if he learned the secrets of life and death?

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