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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672934 times)

Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2280 on: August 23, 2012, 04:04:02 pm »
Nothing, since you cannot brew the perfect booze.

WWUD if Urist renamed himself to Cacame?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2281 on: August 23, 2012, 04:12:44 pm »
wonder what Cacame would do.

WWCD if hammer time?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2282 on: August 23, 2012, 04:30:55 pm »
"the hammerer strikes urist in the head with his fatherwood hammer !
jamming the skull through the brain....."

WWUD if booze rain ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2283 on: August 23, 2012, 05:41:57 pm »
Fatherwood? Don't think that's quite appropriate.

Stand there with his mouth open like a turkey until he drowns

WWUD if someone wanted to start a romantic relationship with them from the fortress over the mountains?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2284 on: August 23, 2012, 05:51:50 pm »
feather wood symbolizes the fragility of dwarves .

get ambushed by lions in the one square long trip to the other mountain and die .
 
WWUD if he could fly ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2285 on: August 23, 2012, 05:56:09 pm »
Fly over a Roc nest and get eaten.

WWUD if she was a Bomb Builder?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2286 on: August 23, 2012, 05:57:29 pm »
build a bomb in front of his bedroom door .

WWUD if he was the alien ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2287 on: August 23, 2012, 09:26:37 pm »
Work on a booze power spaceship, that will never be finished because of everyone drinking the booze

WWUD if he saw a fight betwean Cacame Awemedinade and Obok Meatgod?
And who do you think would win?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2288 on: August 23, 2012, 09:28:45 pm »
Cacame would win, by combining dwarven epicness with elven epicness. He would then kiss his feet.

WWUD if he gained the ability to warp wood like elves?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2289 on: August 23, 2012, 09:47:09 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 23, 2012, 09:28:45 pm
Cacame would win, by combining dwarven epicness with elven epicness. He would then kiss his feet.
HERESY!

Oh, and Urist would be burnt at the stake for consorting with elves.

WWUD if in exchange for the plans to the ultimate doomsday weapon that would destoy the entire planet she would get a barrel of booze?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2290 on: August 24, 2012, 02:05:26 am »
Eagerly complete the trade, then drink the entire barrel before the world ends.

WWUD if someone trimmed his beard while he was asleep?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2291 on: August 24, 2012, 02:25:46 am »
The river shall run red with blood...
Oh, it already is? Uh...
Blood shall fall from the sky!
Wait, that too?
Uh...
Rocks fall, everyone dies.

WWUD If he was Slenderdwarf?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2292 on: August 24, 2012, 04:18:33 am »
Recover his missing beer belly with beer. No longer slender.

WWUD if he found an elf, a human, a goblin, and an athiest kobold arguing about religion at the bar?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2293 on: August 24, 2012, 04:23:23 am »
he would sacrifice them all for the god of blood ...

WWUD if he found out that there is no gods and the sky is universe ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2294 on: August 25, 2012, 09:50:44 pm »
Throw his hands up in disgust. Then pull levers like a gremlin on crack!

WWUD if demons invaded the booze stockpile and there were no weapons in the fortress?
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